Jul
23
2009
One Fan’s Impassioned Plea For Roy Halladay
Posted by meech.one at 8:30 pm ET
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There are literally thousands of fan videos on YouTube, but I’d say a good 99.9% of them feature some blithering idiot talking to the Phillies from his bedroom webcam (like they’re listening or something) with absolutely no redeeming value to their rant.
And then there are the .1% like YouTube user CarlaKnows. She’s a cot damn genius!
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July 23rd, 2009 at 8:35 pm
add underboob tag? (please let that one catch on)
July 23rd, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Notice my Halladay PS3 pic at the end. Uh thank you.
July 23rd, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I’m sold.
July 23rd, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Oh. My.
Coincidence that the headline on the newspaper was “Perfect 10!”?
July 23rd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
add six-to-midnight tag
July 23rd, 2009 at 8:54 pm
well, let’s go get Halladay
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Wear that bikini to the game instead. That’ll show ‘em.
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Will they let me in if I sport the bikini??? Thanks for all the kind comments. I’ll be in section 114 tomorrow!!!!
Go Phils!!!
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
TMac’s tits are bigger.
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:52 pm
alright carla. you might not know this, but im the self appointed best looking man on thefightins (sorry tug). facebook me and lets make it happen.
/”werth” a shot
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Carla that is COT DAMN brilliant. Congrats on the awesome body and love of the Phillies. Get that Halladay jersey because I have a feeling it is going to happen.
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 pm
shes a babe! schwing!
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 pm
That’s the same way I got my writing gig on the Fightins.
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:22 pm
OMG!OMG!OMG!…This just in from Hockeybuzz.com about Halladay to the Phillies
Roy Halladay to the Phils (e4)
(an "e4" is a rumor coming from 2 or more sources somehow directly connected to the possible deal.)
“Ok…Not a HUGE baseball guy, but I know or Toronto and Philadelphia based fans will have HUGE interest in this deal. I am just passing this one along because after talking to sources in both cities over the last few days about Hockey related rumors I happened upon sources in both cities today with insider information that told me that Blue Jays pitcher Roy Halladay is likely Philadelphia bound in the VERY near future”
I know more the like 3/4 of ths rumors on that site are never more than just that…but it’s an e4 level rumor…it has some credibility.
Just passing it along. Enjoy
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:28 pm
she coulda been talkin about how the phillies need Adam Eaton and i woulda agreed with her
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Will they let me in if I sport the bikini??? Thanks for all the kind comments. I’ll be in section 114 tomorrow!!!!
I was supposed to have a heart transplant tomorrow, but I think I’ll go to the game and search for Carla.
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:39 pm
aww guys you are too sweet!! I’m in stitches over here reading your comments!!
more to come
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
That video had sound?
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:40 pm
the Phils already basterdized Tug’s number by giving it to an over-the-hill, piece of shit pedro martinez, BUT THANKFULLY 32 is retired. So go with 33.
BUT as much as i wana agree with the hot girl, i can’t see the phillies giving up Drabek, Savery and another player (donald?) to get Halliday… sorry.
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:44 pm
everyone finish this sentence:
Carla Knows…….
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:46 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmmm … tramp stamp.
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Nice. My favorite beach (SIC) with my other two favorite things – baseball and sweet nectar.
I liked her ….and i saw a little self-depracting humor in that thing….. whether she knows it or not – there is NO good reason not to lock Doc up and be a contender for next 2/3 years…and i mean contender as in best team in baseball. good work boyz…
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Never thought I would RUB ONE OUT on the Fightins site … but there is a first for everything!!!
July 24th, 2009 at 12:29 am
I think the best thing about her is that she knows she likes the cocky.
July 24th, 2009 at 1:10 am
I am gonna say two things here.
1) I have ignored everything any commenter on here said because I drank tonight
2)I ignored everything this carla girl said tonight and just stared at her goods.
so whatever was said I agree
July 24th, 2009 at 4:25 am
Nice vid. Nice Bikini. Nice Body.
That being said, I would definitely do a little dance if Halladay ended up in Red Pinstripes.
July 24th, 2009 at 8:50 am
my buddy f*cked that chick down sea isle a couple weekends ago
July 24th, 2009 at 9:21 am
She’s nice but not my kinda girl,i did’t see any belly button fuzz,but i would bite her where she pees and holler lock jaw!
July 24th, 2009 at 9:32 am
@eddiewelch I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER WHEN YOUR DUMB ASS buddy tried to doink her,ask him how my tight ass felt,my guess is good cause he didnt last long!WFC’S
July 24th, 2009 at 9:45 am
@THEDUKE Stop the video @43 seconds in and you can take your time rubing it out,just a little tip i’d share
July 24th, 2009 at 10:19 am
First time in Sea Isle all summer. Plus my boyfriend of a year and a half is the guy I’m with EVERY day…so both of you are mistaken. Thanks to the other gentlemen who wrote complimentary posts. Disappointed at the BS. Love the good stuff. Let’s talk baseball.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:28 am
her tramp stamp= white trash but i would still f her
July 24th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Carla is a saint. eddie welch and the invisable (sic) man, please behave or i will be forced to take your mothers out to a nice seafood dinner and never call them again
July 24th, 2009 at 10:38 am
carla has a nice rough living white trash look going on.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:47 am
i love the classy tramp stamp & phils bikini. Get halladay.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:54 am
@Carla nice plea for Halladay,this is what makes philly so great,but we can win this with out giving the farm away ,but if you keep plead’n well keep watch’n ..right Duke?
July 24th, 2009 at 11:14 am
@ j_romes – nice anchorman reference.
but in all seriousness i stand by what i said before… no matter what any beautiful beach babe says.
July 24th, 2009 at 11:31 am
i heard sarge f*cked her
July 24th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Carla, lets talk baseball? you posted a video of yourself on youtube in wearing a bikini, what did you expect
July 24th, 2009 at 11:53 am
hahaha my boy actually did f her a couple years back & said she pu$$ stunk really bad
July 24th, 2009 at 11:55 am
The video has been taken down from YouTube.
July 24th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Tyler wonder if she realized she looked like a white trash pig
July 24th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Or maybe she was tired of the comments she received on the video from various sports blogs.
July 24th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
god the video didnt work i was lookin forward to seeing it
July 24th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
@Howard Eskin: I don’t think she looks like white trash at all. That being said, it’s amazing how well you’ve managed to capture the douchebaggery of Howard Eskin, and recreate it here.
July 24th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
any chick who has tramp stamp has a little white trash in them
July 24th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
and people flip out over HDYSR posts. this comment section is pure gold
July 24th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Hey Posters!
I’m posting here, now, out of respect to this blog site and the gentlemen who write the articles on it. Thanks for the props re: my video. (And to Chris for the PS2 Halladay photo at the end!!) I never imagined it would be so “virally” spread around the Internet and that it would cause so much hullabaloo. And so much hate in the form of comments (maybe they’re all Mets fans – LOL).
I removed the video bc of collateral effects. I don’t mind anyone I know seeing the video. The video by itself is fine. But when the video is then linked to profane and untrue comments (specifically about me at the shore with other men) there are collateral effects. Friends and family see it and the associated comments. Everyone has a mom and dad…and friends and boyfriends and maybe even kids. And I published it on YouTube for fun (sh*ts and giggles!).
So….that’s why. I’ll likely re-publish it on YouTube soon – in the same form or slightly altered. I’ll publish (post) another video after tonight’s Phillies’ win.
Sorry to disappoint this site’s owners and followers by removing the video. I was flattered and honored to be on it. It was cool. But I don’t want and can’t have the lies associated with me (the mean comments about being WT and the like – that’s okay. I’m comfy in my skin. And a little advice – try to use this little term “LCD”. See, it doesn’t discriminate. LCD stands for Lowest Common Denominator. And it’s funnier!!)
All that matters in the end is kindness — and the Phillies winning. Hehe!!
Carla
July 24th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Hey Carla do you have facebook?????????????????????????????????
July 24th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I don’t blame you, Carla.
The important thing was to send a message to Ruben Amaro and I think we accoplished that. Job well done.
July 24th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Carla, if I see you at a Phil’s game, I’ll buy you a beer, because I appreciate the effort. If Ruben saw it, I’ sure you got his attention. Of course, if my girlfriend is with me, I might have to just slip you $7 for the beer, and you would have to get it yourself.
Maybe I should make a video of myself in a bikini…..
July 24th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Thanks meech! You rock!!
Watrick, I’ll buy you and your GF a beer!!!
F. Gene! Yes! But private!
July 24th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
watrick, id buy you a case of beer if you attempted to do so
July 24th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
@Watrick: I’m not sure I’d want to see that, or not. It would most certainly be interesting.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Carla,
I’m going to write about you in my colum.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Dan,
Thanks!!
Keep me posted about when and where (DN or Philly.com).
Carla
July 24th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
The name Dan Gross sounds awfully familiar. Who do you write for? I’m having a brain fart.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Supposedly it’s beening twittered, and reported on MLB.TV that the Phillies are incredibly close to making the deal, and an announcement could be made within 24 Hours. Dunno if it’s true or not, don’t have MLB.TV, but here is the Twitter link. http://twitter.com/mlbhomerun/status/2824512855
July 24th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
He took over Stu Bykowski’s column. Gossip stuff. Who ate where, what kind of toilet paper they used, what you missed out in your boring life by not being somewhere else the other night type of stuff.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Ohh yeahh… If I read newspapers, I would read his all day. I love gossip stuff, especially TMZ.
Hey Dan, you should try to get on Harvey Levin’s payroll.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
I have a hunch that this young lady is not too bright.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
What kind of cockbags shit on a girl for wearing a bikini? Fuck you guys (who do so). Thanks to you, I missed the video. Fuckers.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
@TH: Like I said. People who attacked Carla are just reacting to their inner inferior instincts, that whenver they see a hot girl, their little penises shrivel up, and they resort to throwing stones at it to make it go a way. It’s all an attempt by them to feel less inadequete.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Comments are classic on here
July 24th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Gonzo stay out of monks this weekend. lol
July 24th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Too bad Dan Gross can’t spell. I believe it’s “column”.
July 24th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Off to the game!!! I’ll be in Section 114!!! For all you haters – please come up and intro yourself (I’ll be with my boyfriend! You can size him up to see if you want to make these comments to my face! Hehe!!)
All you kind blog posters – maybe we’ll buy you a beer!!!
Fun stuff here at The Fightins.com.
P.S. Dan and Gonzo – be nice to each other!!! I’m guessing Gonzo…..you’re the Inquirer columnist. Love both of your writing!!
Carla
July 24th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
The Dan Gross who posted above is not me. A friend just told me I was being impersonated. I’m not sure if the Gonzo who posted here is the Inky columnist or not. Sadly, I didn’t get to see the video before it was removed.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I think I’m going to change my name. I am NOT the writer for the Inqy. Sorry Dan. But now I know where to stalk the real Gonzo!
July 24th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
70th
July 24th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Cards got Holliday. He still hasn’t been safe since 2007, but whatever, he’s a Card now. Looks like people are starting to move.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
@Gonzo: I’m sorry dude, but when I saw Carla make the Inqy mistake, just like so many other people have, I laughed histerically.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Ugh… the rumor I heard earlier about the Phils being close was just shot down. Apparently, it’s not as close as we’d all like. http://twitter.com/jonathanmayoB3
July 24th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
haha no worries, Swift. I’m used to it by now. I’m waiting for the real Gonzo to come over here and ask WTF is going on… lol
July 24th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Yeah, but you would have more readers a day than he would, still.
July 24th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
76! Like my boys across Pattison!
July 24th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I vote Gonzo change his name to “Stinky Wizzleteats.”
July 24th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I’ve thought about going back to blogging again. Just seemed like work, rather than fun.
And Tug, i’m gonna say I LOVE that nickname, because if I hate it, then you will stick me with it (reverse psychology).
July 24th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
GyahhH!
then how about The_REAL_Shaq?
July 24th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
@Tug: I too missed the video and missed her trade talk.
But I’m not so sure I’m willing to give up all of these guys.
“Ed Price of AOL FanHouse hears that the Jays are considering trading Halladay to the Phillies for Kyle Drabek, Michael Taylor, Jason Donald and Lou Marson. However, no deal appears to be close.”
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/07/roy-halladay-rumors-friday-2.html
July 24th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
@Brandon: If that’s the deal, Drabek/Taylor/Donald/Marson for Halladay, I pull that trigger in a heartbeat. We get to keep Dom Brown, and we get to keep a part of our rotation now, and one of our two best future prospects, Happ.
July 24th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
82nd
July 24th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
My only thing is Marson is their future catcher, not Ruiz or Bako. And I’d love to keep Taylor and Brown. But I know they can’t keep them all and when this trade happens might excitement will greatly outweigh my second thoughts.
July 24th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
@Brandon: Marson could be the future catcher of the Phils, it’s not a guarentee. That, and Chooch might not be the best bat in the lineup, but he’s definitely the best defensive catcher of the franchise, and probably the best caller of the franchise. When you have four guys that have over 20 Homers, you don’t need to have big-bats all the way down the order to be succesful. Taylor is getting old, and he needs to make his MLB debut soon, so I say trade him somewhere, where he can be succesful early. We also have Dom Brown in the Pharm, and he’s a lot younger, and has a better upside to him.
July 24th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
You win haha. Maybe I’m just trying to come up with ways that make me reluctant for this trade but I don’t know why. For the first time in awhile they have the prospects to trade so why not go get him.
July 24th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
i want drabek on this team. no iffs, ands, or boners about it
July 24th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Andy Martinez, or who ever it is that blogs about the Phillies at the Inky is reporting the Blue Jays want Drabek, Happ, and Brown. I’m hoping this rain delay doesn’t make us miss seeing Happ against an actual winning team, that isn’t the Red Sox and Beckett on his knees (blowing a game).
July 24th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
I would give Carla some high cheese.
July 24th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
wtf no video!!!! Figures this chick would like Dan & Gonzo’s writing. Dan stop Banning me from philly.com
July 24th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
What is it with theFightins and peiple using names of well known columnista, and phillies beat writers.
July 24th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Well, JA Happ against teams with a winning record: 1-1.
July 25th, 2009 at 1:22 am
It’s back, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPAr-vU1vac&feature=player_embedded
How could Amaro resist! Forget buying something from the team store…. That’s the best Phillies apparel I have ever seen!
July 25th, 2009 at 6:20 am
I found it here, too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbkHqD-w_SQ