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Jun
24
2010
Appearance on The Fightins Earns Mr. Belding Endorsement Deal
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32 Responses to “Appearance on The Fightins Earns Mr. Belding Endorsement Deal”

  1. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    Mr Belding is paid for his appearance in CheeseFries, Milk Shakes, ChiliDogs and all the lonely 40 yearold women he can find.

  2. Joe Hates Tits says:

    this is fantastic

  3. Hollywood says:

    Mr. Belding does karaoke weekly at a bar in burbank. Usually he’s joined by Carlton from Fresh Prince.

  4. Zack – NYPD Blue
    Slater – Extra!
    Jessie – Showgirls
    Kelly – 90210
    Mr. Belding – McDonald’s

  5. dlhunter says:

    @Dubee Dubee Du

    “Mr Belding is paid for his appearance in CheeseFries, Milk Shakes, ChiliDogs and all the lonely 40 yearold women he can AFFORD.”

    FIFY.

  6. Cola Classic says:

    @ photographerN – you forgot:

    Lisa – who knows
    Screech – Porn

  7. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    @dlhunter- well done TY

  8. Adam Eaton says:

    All kidding aside, it’s seriously not even right how big he is. What fuckin’ happened to his neck? Why is his belly shaped that way? There are so many questions I need answered.

  9. Brandon says:

    I thought cafeterias were now forced to have healthy food only. It appears Mr. Belding must’ve taken one for the team and ate all the other food.

  10. Mike P says:

    Poor guy. He was great in his “It’s Always Sunny” cameo, too.

  11. 85 says:

    @photographerN – And sadly, Belding still made out better than Screech.

  12. andrewm says:

    Hey Hey Hey. Whats going on here?

    Ya know, like from that show.

  13. Phan Stuck in nyc says:

    Seriously he looks like he might keel over anytime; like if he walked a block, he’d drop like one of the people who gets removed for medical reasons from “The Biggest Loser”.

  14. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    You nailed it Phan Stuck in hell- Mr Belding will next be appearing in the 2011 season of Biggest Loser.The weight gain was just his way of meeting the minimum requirement for competition. Once he completes his victorious season there he will be booked on dancing with the stars.

  15. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    Can we get David Wright to do and ad for ASS EFFECTS (sic)

  16. Greenman! says:

    Between the Braves and Indians, today was a very bad day for the Native American people

  17. Phils Phan says:

    October 12, 1492 and June 24, 2010.

  18. Sherry says:

    Yo! Hey Now! Speaking as an almost 40 year old woman, even us ‘antiques’ don’t want to go hunting for a guy’s junk under a belly roll. Yeesh people.

  19. Phan Stuck in nyc says:

    D3: Hey, maybe I should change my name – Phan Stuck In Hellllll .

    Isn’t there some show about Dancing Your Ass Off? Guess we haven’t see the size of his ass though. Maybe he’s one of those guys whose big from the waist up and has no ass. So then that wouldn’t work.

    Can we get Gayvid Wright to …. leave the country? God if I see that freaking car commercial even 1 more time I. Will. Not. Be. Responsible. (some shit about turbo speed – no kidding it is just beyond anything comprehensible by the human brain)

  20. Wes Chamberlain says:

    @ColaClassic Lisa Turtle played a prominent role in the cinematic masterpiece “How High”. She discovered Ben Franklin’s Liberty Bong, dude.

  21. Wes Chamberlain says:

    Afterthought: She also got her tit grabbed by Method Man

  22. Lynniemac says:

    @Sherry: Amen, sister.

  23. Ian says:

    Wow, looks like Mr. Belding really got his fill of Philly Cheesesteaks!

  24. ease says:

    thought it was blanton

  25. Phan Stuck in nyc says:

    Sherry & Lynnie: I think we can speak for women of any age, many of us don’t want “to go hunting for a guy’s junk under a belly roll.” I’ve found this tends to be underestimated by guys of all ages.

  26. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    Being the one who made the statement pertaining to 40 year old women let me reiterate that I said LONELY 40 year old women. In hindsight I probably should have added desperate as well.
    In no way however would I dream that the ladies of the Fightens would ever be looked upon as lonely or desperate. You are all too intelligent for that to be true. Sorry for my insensitivity. Now while your up bring me a beer.

  27. Phan Stuck in nyc says:

    D3: Hahahaha, okay okay. I’d get you a beer……uh, while I was already up. But I’d get you one.

  28. Lynniemac says:

    Dubee: Get your own damn beer. And bring ME one. ;-)

  29. will.H says:

    whiskEy for lynnie

  30. Lynniemac says:

    I only drink whiskEy when I’ve run out of the real stuff, will. :-P

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