By now everyone has heard about the altercation between Phillies reliever J.C. Romero and Rays “fan” Robert Eaton after a game in Tampa Bay last Thursday. Eaton made some snide comments about steroids and got what any loudmouth drunk prick has coming to him.
I’m not saying it’s right or wrong. I’m just saying that some people don’t know when to shut up, and others are quick to grab people that don’t know how to shut up by their throats and choke a bitch. Sometimes these two kinds of people meet…
Enough with the opinions. As a superjournalist with superjournalistic powers such as superjournalistic integrity I must try only to report the facts. And it just so happens that I have nothing but facts to present today. Through my contacts and network of other superjournalists, I managed to procure a leaked copy of Robert Eaton’s 911 call to the St. Petersburg PD.
It would be wrong if I didn’t share it with all concerned Phillies fans, as it shines a light on the entire situation that the mainstream media has failed to shine.
There’s not much else I can say about the tape that it doesn’t say for itself. Click J.C. to listen:
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July 1st, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Nice
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:10 am
Hahaha!! How do you think of this stuff! The best is the “stolen piece of jewlery.” This is pure gold.
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:41 am
Very nice.
July 2nd, 2009 at 1:03 am
This is pretty good. Sir Haines, you have been a marvelous addition to this site.
July 2nd, 2009 at 1:55 am
lmao. this is brilliant.
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:05 am
Epic… truly Epic.
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:37 am
lolz….good work mr. haines.
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:48 am
I agree with the 4DaysRest.com cat.
Tug Haines, you have outdone yourself sir.
July 2nd, 2009 at 8:10 am
Hahahahahahaha yesssss. Tug you have to do a phone conversation between Cole and “Mr. Dubee”
July 2nd, 2009 at 8:58 am
that phuckin made my day
July 2nd, 2009 at 8:59 am
I am sure if you brided the right people you could come up with a tape of the closed door rant Cholly gave to the team last week. Great job!
July 2nd, 2009 at 9:06 am
hahahahaha
Tug, this is great.
The parts about the operator not knowing there was a baseball team and the “stolen piece of jewelry” are instant classics.
-KK
July 2nd, 2009 at 9:28 am
glorious.
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:06 am
That, my friend, was brilliant!
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:33 am
Damn it all if The Fightins dot com just got better.
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:47 am
instant classic, mr. haines. i’m still laughing at the stolen piece of jewelry comment. great job. looking foward to more…
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:51 am
lol! i still don’t understand, we have a baseball team around here? eaton, probably the bro of adam who sucks too.
July 2nd, 2009 at 11:58 am
Just awesome.
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Fucking LOL forever, dude. I like the “Sgt. Peterson, Chicago police!” quality of the second responder.
July 2nd, 2009 at 8:33 pm
i love it
July 24th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I happen to know Robert personally and he is a pill head scumbag I’m notvsuprised he didn’t fight back. He usualyy only hits women.this is as rediculys as hisvwifes fake boobs and lips