To put it simply, it’s a lack of concentration.
While he’s slogging away in the NL East, swinging at baseballs, catching baseballs, throwing baseballs, other people are out there actually enjoying their summers. Oh sure, he has a good time yukking it up on the bench with Charlie, talking about anything but his most recent pop-out, but there is obviously something else he’d rather be doing – so many of his talents are going to waste as he toils endlessly at this hobby that he has somehow managed to turn into a career.
I’ve figured out, of course, what he’d rather be doing:
I could be touring right now, son!
And just in case any of you doubt MC Hammer’s return, I present proof (via Twitter):
My Birthday & I’m increasing my drive still working !!! my new album.. I’m bringing the FullBlast Family !!! http://mchammer.com/ DASIT
“DASIT,” indeed.
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July 3rd, 2009 at 7:35 am
Stop. Pop up time.
July 3rd, 2009 at 7:38 am
Hammertime. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhhhhhh, oooooooooohhhhhhh.
July 3rd, 2009 at 9:34 am
Can’t hit this.
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:31 am
Ruben Amaro needs to turn this mutha out.
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:52 am
We’ve got to play just to make it today.
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:53 am
Not legit..not legit to hit.
July 3rd, 2009 at 11:39 am
Please Jimmy, don’t hit ‘em.
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I was looking for something clever to type, when i came across this on Wiki. It’s far better than I could ever come up with… And seriously, it’s about time Hammer started getting more respect… He produced Teabg AND James Greer.
“With exception to later remixes of early releases, Hammer produced and recorded many rap songs that were never made public, yet are now available on the Internet. Via his record labels such as Oaktown Records and FullBlast, Hammer has introduced, signed and produced new talent including Oaktown’s 3.5.7, the vocal quintet Special Generation, Analise, James Greer, One Cause One Effect, B Angie B, The Stooge Playaz, DASIT (as seen on ego trip’s The (White) Rapper Show), Teabag, Common Unity, Geeman and Pleasure Ellis; both collaborating with him and producing raps of their own during his career.”
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:37 pm
20 bucks says JRoll wore hammerpants in his youth. A lot.
July 3rd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
20 bucks says half of this readership wore hammerpants at once time or another.
/guilty