It’s the last Friday in June and the Phils are trying their hardest to squander their lead on the NL East. They have an offense that’s supposed to be potent enough to cover for any flaws in their defense or pitching staff. It sucks when these fools stumble on every other facet of play, but it’s that much more frustrating to watch when they can’t even put men on base.

They used to be able to survive when an opposing starter was dealing, and then pounce on the bullpen in the final innings. All of that moxie, along with anything resembling skill, vanished like a fart in the wind during the last homestand, and they have yet to reclaim any of the previous dominance.

So before they begin the “Scenario in Ontario” tonight, I figured now is the time for a magical, slump-breaking rally .gif (Enhanced ATJ):

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I would be remiss if I didn’t give some credit to Dunkinbean for the inspiration.

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