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I Guess This Means JRoll Can Accomplish Anything
Posted by Tug Haines at 3:22 pm ET 70 Comments

From Todd Zolecki:

Jimmy Rollins, on slapping home plate with his left hand as he slid past Yorvit Torrealba to score the winning run in the 12th inning in a 3-2 victory over the Padres at Petco Park: “It was quick. It was my Karate Kid fly catcher.”

Said Charlie of the slide: “Youuuuu beginna luck.”

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70 Responses to “I Guess This Means JRoll Can Accomplish Anything”

  1. I went to K-Mart to buy milk and saw Mike Williams and Larry King looking at bikes says:

    Mister Miyagi!

  2. maxL says:


  3. Swift says:

    Probably one of the creepiest .GIF images I’ve ever seen. Well done Tug.

  4. PhillyPhanInIthaca says:

    Can’t…. unsee….

  5. shaw james says:


  6. Crane Kick says:

    Do I even need to comment on this?

  7. Scott Barry's anus says:


  8. Bozo says:

    Don’t blow it Florida…

  9. Natalie says:

    I wanna play frisbee golf with Roy Halladay

  10. Greenman! says:

    agh asshole Marlins

  11. Phils Phan says:

    Fucking Marlins.

  12. Bill says:

    Fucking Matt Diaz

  13. The Original J. Dubs says:


  14. Phils Phan says:

    Nah, B8 is what did it. Costly error allows 2 runs to score. Marlins are now the LOLMarlins.

  15. Bozo says:

    Florida is pathetic

  16. Greenman! says:

    I loved hearing their announcers talk about how they were still in the NL East race, lol false hope

  17. I went to K-Mart to buy milk and saw Mike Williams and Larry King looking at bikes says:

    I find today’s game by any team completely unwatchable.

  18. The guy who who packs Eric's groceries into a bag says:

    Oh hey look guys, A RUN!

  19. The Original J. Dubs says:

    aaand fuck.

  20. Phils Phan says:

    Marlins fucking suck.

    Just be patient, Phils. Wait till you play Atlanta. Then run through those fuckers like you’re Sherman.

  21. I went to K-Mart to buy milk and saw Mike Williams and Larry King looking at bikes says:

    Well Atlanta just won. That means the Phillies will win today. I just jinxed it.

  22. Greenman! says:

    yeah I’m gong to all three of those Braves games in Philly, I hope that Braves2010NLChamps piece of shit shows his face. I am going to be drunk and belligerent towards all Braves fans.

  23. ryan says:

    Unbelievable. I knew at 6-1 those assholes would blow it. The rest of the NL east sucks dick.

  24. Bozo says:

    Marlins with 3 unearned runs allowed, bleh

  25. TonyIsDynamic says:

    So should we stop watching the Braves Eric, you POS?

  26. Bozo says:

    Padres getting alot of bloopers. Phillies hitting rockets that find gloves

  27. Bozo says:

    What a catch by Sweeney

  28. Eric says:

    Nope, feel free to keep watching the Braves. It’s clearly upsetting you guys so much that you can’t enjoy Phillies wins. You guys do love being miserable.

  29. Eric says:

    Glad we’re winning and all but holy shit this is a boring baseball game.

  30. ryan says:

    Someone please get Cole some run support.

  31. ryan says:

    What i find most amazing is I think the Phillies have only homered once in the past week. Amazing the drop off since earlier in the year.

  32. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    The only thing you need with that gif is a song in the background “YOur the Best, Uh-Round. Nothin’s ever gonna keep ya down……”

  33. Jesus Hitler Christ says:

    Chase Utley must be god damn retarded right now.

  34. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    @Ryan, The lack of HR’s does not surprise me on the week. They got nothing but good offspeed stuff against the Ass-Tros and this ballpark isn’t the easiest place to hit HRs.

    Tmac, seriously, you just called Chase Cole. And you said Rollins hit a HR. You even watching this game dude?

  35. Watrick says:

    Sherman was a southern supporter…

  36. Milksteak says:


  37. ryan says:

    I’m gonna start complaining about lack of hrs every inning

  38. Mike Sweeney says:

    You’re welcome.

  39. Phils Phan says:

    @ Watrick:

    Sherman marched from Atlanta to the Atlantic, burning everything in his way.

  40. Jayson Werth says:

    Shut up Mike, you only hit that because I worked a walk for the first time all season.

    Can I have my money now?

  41. I went to K-Mart to buy milk and saw Mike Williams and Larry King looking at bikes says:

    That would be 15 rows deep in Philly

  42. ryan says:

    3 hits might be enough to win again. Our pitching is sick right now.

  43. kurt says:

    Hug it out bitch.

  44. that guy says:

    anybody peeped dom brown waitin for some man loving with sweeney came from the field

  45. Phils Phan says:

    Don’t go jinxing this shit.

  46. KruksLeftNut says:

    No matter what happens the rest of this game, Phils pitching (starting and bullpen) outdid Padres hurlers in this series, which could be comforting come October. And, of course we didn’t even put Halladay on the mound.

  47. Buddy's Watchin says:

    Why oh why is this game not on Extra Innings???!?!?!? F’ing Comcast I hate you

  48. Natalie says:

    My MLB TV cut out right before the HR. WHYYYYYYYYYY

  49. kurt says:

    @Buddy’s Watching

    Sunday games are never on Extra Innings for some reason. Go to they usually have a free stream.

  50. spacecoyote says:


  51. kurt says:

    Was there seriously a dude in the crowd wearing a Bruntlett shirsey?

  52. ryan says:

    Why couldn’t the damn Braves just have lost today?

  53. KruksLeftNut says:

    And all Karos et al could talk about on Fox yesterday was how SD doesn’t beat themselves. Huh.

  54. that guy says:

    man for the best defensive team in the league they sure do FUCKING SUCK today

  55. Phils Phan says:

    Good to see Vic found his slump again.

  56. Watrick says:

    Tejada lies about his age, but he sure can play hacky sack with a baseball.

  57. MoyerIsMyHero says:

    4 runs for Hamels? When was the last time that happened?

  58. that guy says:

    who sucks more, Scott Barry or LOLPadres defensive?

  59. PhillyPhanInIthaca says:

    Cole looks like the shit on MLB Gameday. Is that correct?

  60. The Other Guy says:

    Who sucks more Scott Barry or Howard Eskin?

  61. ryan says:

    Looking at our players’ BA for year in Gamecast = cringworthy outside of Polanco and Werth

  62. PhillyPhanInIthaca says:

    don’t leave out chooch. thats great for a catcher

  63. MoyerIsMyHero says:

    Hamels gets a win??!?? Huh?

  64. PhillyPhanInIthaca says:


    oh wait….

  65. PhillyPhanInChi says:

    This sweep, against the best team (record wise) in the NL, surely takes the sting out of the sweep the Asstros brought down on us.

  66. Bozo says:

    Sweeeeeeeeeep. Great series for the Phillies.

  67. game5 says:

    Cot damn. Still 2 back of the Bravos.

  68. that guy says:

    hey other guy why you trying to steal my shine?

  69. :) says:

    Sweeney <3

  70. Watrick says:

    Anybody see that the Marine that they were showing at the game had the last name of Ruiz. I thought that was kind of cool.

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