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Oct
16
2009
Dumbass Breaks Glasses, Makes Dumbass Face
Posted by Tug Haines at 2:54 pm ET 173 Comments

I saw this guy after Manny’s circuit clout, but just thought he was making a stupid face because he was, you know, stupid. I love the moment where his “O” face goes from happy to horrified. I imagine he had a similar look on his face when he first saw IbaƱez’s 8th-inning bomb. This morning. On ESPN.

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A special ‘thanks’ to dmac at Walkoff Walk for the source video. Also, a hearty ‘much obliged’ to dmac at Philadelphia Will Do.

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173 Comments on “Dumbass Breaks Glasses, Makes Dumbass Face”

  1. dlhunter Says:

    I swear Chip Caray is saying “You’re a mess”.

  2. Minty Fresh Says:

    douche!

  3. Andrew Says:

    wait, is that a guy or a lesbian? I for reals cant tell.

  4. Mr. Bryan Says:

    57 minutes!

  5. WildThng88 Says:

    te he

  6. Colin_K Says:

    Did anyone else notice how many times Chip Caray said the word *fisted* last evening?

  7. Gonzo Says:

    Colin, I think we counted 6 over on a live blog on WoW.

  8. Brian Says:

    What a moron.

  9. CarlosBeltransexual Says:

    Hooray! Thanks!

  10. photographer N Says:

    “Oh shit! The Dodgers STILL don’t have the lead AND I broke my $1500 designer glasses. I better go get a jersey with my own name on the back.”

  11. Heathcliff Slocumb Says:

    I’m totally lol’ing IRL

  12. Lynniemac Says:

    LOL@photographerN

  13. MikeG Says:

    Sorry, Yellow Shirt’s bouncing distracted me.

  14. BigMiles Says:

    Time to make Vicente Padente suck on it and wear it

  15. J Dubs Says:

    So I take it this is our official game thread? Let it begin.

  16. Lynniemac Says:

    You know, making Padilla throw a few pitches wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing.

  17. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Look at all those empty seats.

    This is the fucking NLCS, Dodger “fans”…

  18. J Dubs Says:

    All of the national outlets can speak all the shit they want about Philadelphia fans, but at least we show up in droves for our teams. I wonder what the attendance at Dodger Stadium is right now…

  19. Tug Haines Says:

    BEER

  20. Panda Says:

    Its a belabored point but it is so goddamn embarrassing how many empty seats there are at that ball park. I know its the middle of the work day and LA isn’t a sports town, etc. but for christsake its the second biggest city in the country

  21. Mark Says:

    AS SOON as I saw this last night, I had a strong hope someone would find a clip and put it up. You guys did not disappoint!

    :O!!!!!!

  22. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE…ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE LOVE LOVE

    YOU DIDN’T BRING AVACADOS? THAT’S BUSH LEAGUE BRAH

    I’M GELLOPEZ AND IM HAVING A PARTY ESSE, LATE NIGHT LEVEN OCLOCK

    WE WEREN’T BOOOOORN TO FOLLOW

    A TBS commercial break. You’re welcome.

    (Tug here. This comment wins.)

  23. Lynniemac Says:

    Yet again validating my decision to mute. Thanks, Tony.

  24. Jdashdog Says:

    Choooooooooooch

  25. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Guys…don’t want to jinx it, but Pedro had a scoreless first inning. That’s good.

  26. John Says:

    did any one see what clayton kershaw was wearing? it was like fuckin alien sunglasses or some shit

  27. jupiter's rings Says:

    i can’t tell who it is, but one of the tbs announcers is breathing loudly into the mic. he should take after that chocolate rain guy.
    point goes to sarge and (ugh) tmac

  28. John Says:

    black lava does it again

  29. Brandon Says:

    I love how manny didn’t even move for it.

  30. J Dubs Says:

    Big Brown finally putting some life into this game. Aw yeeeeeah.

  31. Jdashdog Says:

    J Dubs don’t confuse lack of homeruns with lack of production

  32. J Dubs Says:

    I’m not. I’m impressed by the success the Phils have had getting on base. Definitely a good sign. It’s just that the only actual run we had came off of the bat of Howard and it just happened to be a solo shot. I’d actually rather we manufacture runs instead of getting them on homers. It would certainly give the announcers one less thing to criticize our team about.

  33. Lynniemac Says:

    They’d find something else, I’m sure.

  34. Mand Says:

    i dont see why getting runs via the homerun is such a bad thing. a-rod does it all the time and he gets praised as the greatest player ever. so what? we stack our team to hit the ball 400 feet. i dont see why it matters if we score all our runs on base hits or homeruns. we score runs. that’s all that matters

  35. Lynniemac Says:

    J. Martin looked like he was going to cry as that pitch came in.

  36. J Dubs Says:

    It’s not a bad thing. Runs are runs, however it does get tiring hearing people bitch about how the Phillies can “only score runs on the long ball” and shit like that. It’s nice to see the Phils manufacture runs and shove it down their throats occasionally.

    Oh, and fuck Russell Martin.

  37. Mand Says:

    apparently j. martin was starting shit with victorino yesterday when he got on first in the 1st. what a prick.

  38. Lynniemac Says:

    What in the name of all that is holy is Mary Hart wearing on her head?

  39. Mand Says:

    haha lynniemac…me and my dad have been discussing that all game. she’s gonna start shaking her rally towel to and fro in a minute.

  40. Lynniemac Says:

    I’m not sure how or why, but I somehow hadn’t noticed her today until just then. She has no earthly clue what to do with that towel. She looks spastic with it.

  41. Mand Says:

    she just showed up like 2 innings ago…

  42. BigMiles Says:

    I’ll admit that I tried really hard to not like Pedro and not get caught up in the hype because I always thought he was a jackass and he had Mets stink all over him. But after the Lincecum game I just couldn’t help but like the guy. And if he continues this gem I may just worship him for the rest of my life…

  43. Lynniemac Says:

    @Mand: That would explain it then. LOL

    @Miles: I didn’t want to like him either. Then I saw him pitch in Reading.

  44. RicoBrogna Says:

    I hate russell martin i love pedro!

  45. Lynniemac Says:

    Okay, be honest: who would have predicted Pedro would throw 7 innings of 2-hit, shutout baseball?

  46. Mand Says:

    do you leave pedro in for the other 2 innings? granted there’s no trouble?

  47. RicoBrogna Says:

    Never in my wildest dreams lynniemac! Pedro is the shit, man! And lets not forget about Chooch and the great game he calls behind the dish every game!

  48. RicoBrogna Says:

    Let Pedro start 8th and see where it goes

  49. Mand Says:

    nvm…scratch that he’s done. dumb decision.

  50. RicoBrogna Says:

    ok never mind chan ho’s beard is comin in

  51. BigMiles Says:

    We should not be taking Pedro out….he definitely had another inning in him at least. He was simply unhittable.

  52. Lynniemac Says:

    Even with him due up in this inning?

  53. Mand Says:

    mary hart got rid of her hat. its about freakin time she’s been in the shade for the last 6 innings. oh wait she didn’t get there til the 5th. my bad.

  54. RicoBrogna Says:

    im confused about padilla though. i thought the phils would have hammered him cuz hes a fastball pitcher and the phillies feast on fastballs. weird

  55. Mand Says:

    yes lynnie. if noone gets on base then you let him pitch the 8th.

  56. Lynniemac Says:

    I love me some Pedro and I’d have loved to see a complete game shutout, but I don’t know that you could really ask for more than he’s given today.

    And now that Chooch walked, it’s moot.

    I’m more upset that they’re taking Padilla out. He had that “about to melt down” look.

  57. BigMiles Says:

    Even now he could bunt so I don’t see a problem with leaving him in. I have more faith in him with a one run lead than anyone else with a possibly larger lead.

  58. Mand Says:

    i think i have faith in chan ho and happ. two innings two pitchers.

  59. RicoBrogna Says:

    just dont bring madson in.

  60. BigMiles Says:

    Pinch hitter really helped us out there…

  61. Mand Says:

    should have taken the sac bunt there cholly…

  62. RicoBrogna Says:

    pedro coulda done that

  63. Phylan Says:

    chopper please

    and then, um, Blanton

  64. Lynniemac Says:

    Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Pinch hitter didn’t get it done, but Pedro didn’t get the bunt down back in the third, either. Sometimes the moves work, sometimes not so much.

  65. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Announcers are really riding Padilla’s dick. Besides you know…giving up a run while Pedro didn’t.

  66. RicoBrogna Says:

    is craig sager serious w that pink suit? i think he’s a parody of a sideline reporter! When did baseball start doing the sideline reporter? it doesn’t work if theres no sideline to report from!

  67. BigMiles Says:

    I know that common practice is to pull Pedro there but I think the fact that he was completely dominant changes the formula a bit. I mean besides a bloop single and an infield single they have no hits. And none that were really even close. I’m not furious that Charlie pulled him I just would have left him in for the 8th…

  68. Mand Says:

    real classy dodgers fans…

  69. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Annnnnd Carray shot some precum for a SINGLE. Bias, serious bias.

  70. RicoBrogna Says:

    watch out for the shadows and pedro only gave up two hits and no runs so padilla did way better giving up four hits and a run

  71. Lynniemac Says:

    FWIW, I probably would have left him in, too.

    I think Craig Sager is trying to be Don Cherry with those suits. And he is no Don Cherry.

  72. Mand Says:

    OMFG

  73. Brandon Says:

    Every team plays 27 outs you tard.

  74. Phylan Says:

    Ah so here is where it all goes to shit

  75. RicoBrogna Says:

    y r pitchers fuckin tards? they can never field shit. fuck!

  76. Lynniemac Says:

    That’s the spirit, Phylan. LOL

  77. Mand Says:

    idk lynnie i’m feeling it too…

  78. dlhunter Says:

    This is worrisome.

  79. Mand Says:

    shut the fuck up ron darling. go suck on jose reyes’s dick

  80. Lynniemac Says:

    I’m really not sure why, but win or lose this game, I’m just not feeling my customary need to jump off a bridge.

  81. BigMiles Says:

    Ohhhhhh Chase

  82. RicoBrogna Says:

    when did chuck knoblauch replace utley

  83. dlhunter Says:

    Well that sucks.

  84. kcm Says:

    chase, what is your problem throwing lately?

  85. Mand Says:

    what is up with chase…

  86. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Yeah, anyone bitching at Cole Hamels NOW?

    Fuck Utley.

  87. Brandon Says:

    Way to protect the win for Pedro. Shit. Utley of all people

  88. BigMiles Says:

    Fuck you Tony

  89. Mand Says:

    its still ok cuz this run isn’t gonna score and the top of our lineup is up…

  90. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Well BigMiles, I’ll have you know I gave a shrug that would make Cole Hamels come over to my house, pat on the back and say, “Now you know how I felt”.

    After he was finished filming a Dunkin Donuts commercial, of course.

  91. D. Whitmore Says:

    are you fucking kidding me chase

  92. RicoBrogna Says:

    wtf is up with utley? i hate when phils beat themselves…though game isnt over yet

  93. J Dubs Says:

    Now that’s some optimism, Mand. I just hope they come through.

  94. Mand Says:

    why isn’t anyone mad at howard for not trying to get his ass to that ball and save a run…

  95. Phylan Says:

    you sure about that Mand

  96. Mand Says:

    ok..i take it back.

  97. Lynniemac Says:

    Okay, now this is a pitching move I have no confidence in…which probably means Mad Dog gets a DP here.

  98. Brandon Says:

    Who the hell cares about Kobe? I hate that ugly suit wearing douche

  99. BigMiles Says:

    Thank you to TBS for giving me another reason to despise Kobe…Mets AND Dodgers fan

  100. Mand Says:

    not to mention its like 85 degrees there.

  101. RicoBrogna Says:

    ever notice how madson gives up runs and phils come back and win or win despite madsons best efforts to make them lose?

  102. Mand Says:

    how can these guys talk with all the dodger’s dicks in their mouth? seriously…

  103. jupiter's rings Says:

    fuck kobe bryant. from now on, he no longer is from philly. i’m kicking him out.

  104. RicoBrogna Says:

    agreed kobe is not allowed anywhere near philly ever again

  105. Tyler Walker Says:

    dodgers team “plays the game right” to get into the situation…how does that even make sense?

  106. BigMiles Says:

    jupiter, he never really was from Philly. He played high school ball there but that’s about it…so I have no problem with you kicking him out for good.

  107. Mand Says:

    cuz tyler walker the situation finds them…

  108. dlhunter Says:

    Dodgers fan don’t deserve this.

  109. Mand Says:

    omg lynnie…mary hart is actually using her rally towel the right way

  110. Lynniemac Says:

    And rocking the Dodger cap. According to Scott Franzke, the fans have been told by the scoreboard to swing their towels. Perhaps it also contained directions on how to do that.

  111. BigMiles Says:

    Well JA got out of the bases loaded jam last night so let’s hope he can do it again

  112. RicoBrogna Says:

    lol yeah i noticed the scoreboard reading wave those towels! Stupid doger fans!

  113. BigMiles Says:

    Haha lynnie that is so great…they are all tools

  114. Mand Says:

    oh jay…

  115. BigMiles Says:

    Cmon dude you can’t walk him there……what an implosion by the pen

  116. Lynniemac Says:

    Franzke: “Right down the middle for a ball.”

  117. Brandon Says:

    Freaking awesome…

  118. kcm Says:

    are you fucking kidding me?

  119. Bridge to Lidge Says:

    J.A. Crapp

  120. Mand Says:

    this is one decision that bit charlie right in the ass

  121. Lynniemac Says:

    LA: “I don’t know why they’re not replaying that. I guess maybe TBS is afraid to show there might have been a mistake. I’d like to see where that was.”

  122. RicoBrogna Says:

    wasted effort by pedro cuz chase forgot how to turn two. cant be mad at the pen this is what they were all season u just dont expect utley to make errors at second. fuck. dodgers are so fuckin corny. i hate em.

  123. Griswold Says:

    dear happ,
    YOU SUCK

  124. Griswold Says:

    shouldve fucking kept pedro in.

  125. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Even LA is noticing the bias. Awesome.

  126. Mand Says:

    thats all right…we have lee going sunday. and that pitch caught the zone…

  127. Phylan Says:

    That pitch was clearly a ball low

  128. J Dubs Says:

    Waiter. Check please.

  129. Mand Says:

    anyways i guess this game is over as seeing that the dodgers are the only ones that play 27 outs.

  130. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Due up:

    Rollins
    Victorino
    Utley

    There’s a chance to be a motherfucking hero, Chase.

  131. Lynniemac Says:

    Franzke and LA did concede the pitch was low once TBS finally got around to showing it. They made a valid point, though.

  132. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Come on guys, we can do it.

  133. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Also, you think Ryan’s saying “get me to the plate boys”?

  134. joe Says:

    No idea why they took out Pedro in the first place. Leave him in until someone gets on. He let’s him throw 130 pitches in a meaningless game, but today he can’t even let him throw 90? And what happened to our great defense? Three botched plays in that inning, come on!

  135. Mand Says:

    mary hart is a robot. she didn’t even flinch at that ball

  136. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Here’s your chance, Chase.

  137. Nick H Says:

    At least Happ went down with dignity…

  138. Mand Says:

    if happ got that pitch that was called a strike on vic we wouldn’t be here…

  139. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    There’s your jinx…please…do it Chase.

  140. RicoBrogna Says:

    way to beat urselves phillies. fuckin horrible. they just played like the mets for one inning and it cost em the game.

  141. Brandon Says:

    Ugh. Way to piss this game away. Shit

  142. Mand Says:

  143. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    Carray went nuts for that final out. What a cocksucker.

  144. Mand Says:

    this is pretty much our MO. splitting the series the first 2 then taking the next 3.

  145. phillygirl Says:

    Dodgers won’t win at CBP.

  146. Fightins Newbie Says:

    I hate Kobe Bryant more than ever.

  147. RicoBrogna Says:

    i hope kobe and russell martin get in a car wreck together. hate em. dodgers dont scare me though. we gave them this game. phils will bounce back and take the next three at cbp

  148. Lynniemac Says:

    Yeah, that one inning cost them the game, but on the other hand, they did only have 4 hits – 3 of them singles.

  149. JB Says:

    So who is the human error wearing Chase Utley’s uniform?

  150. Lynniemac Says:

    His evil twin, Trace Utley.

  151. Swift Says:

    Chase will strike it big before this NLCS is out, you can count on it. Phils in Five.

  152. JB Says:

    I think Chase kills Trace and the Phils still win the series…I’m just bitter because I have tickets to Game 4. Wanted a sweep.

  153. yes Says:

    Obviously it hurts bad to lose Pedro’s gem, but we’ll be right back in the driver’s seat when Lee dominates on the mound again. Then for game 4, we can finally let Blanton get on the hill and hopefully pick up where his solid regular season left off. It’ll be interesting to see how we handle Kuroda in that game since he was pretty effective against us last year, but hopefully his long time away will give him just enough rustiness for the Phils to jump all over. If the same team that showed up for Game 1 backs our starters at home, I’ll feel great about finishing this thing in 5. And maybe we’ll be able to look back at the end and say this little bit of adversity today was a good reality check.

  154. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    While Kuroda was effective last year, he had Jamie Moyer’s debacle of a game to work with.

  155. Tug Haines Says:

    More like Chase Buttley, right guys? Guys?

  156. infiniteciel Says:

    I always call him Chase Buttley. *shrugs* So that’s not new…but…I still like it.

    That 8th inning was just so disgusting. I mean, really? Can’t one guy from the bullpen take care of 3 outs? They needed, what was it, 5 guys? There was a lot of sloppiness there…and again it came down to Buttley. Or Trace. Or whatever his name is. Cause he’s not the normal Utley we know.

    Did you see the postgame interview [the one where he was cornered in front of his locker, surrounded by media, suffocating]? His quote went somewhere along the lines of “We’ll have tomorrow off, and get back at home to play the game…saturday?” Sunday, Chase. Not Saturday. I don’t think he slept much…he was seriously questioning the day of the week.

    But hey, last year we did it the same way. We can still win it in 5 like before.

  157. John Says:

    this game was lost by chase’s error, thats it

  158. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    I seriously still in shock.

  159. phil lee Says:

    Chollie lost this one. Pedro at 85 pitches? Re-fucking-diculous. Hope Lee dominates the Wolf man on Sunday.

  160. what the fuck dash Says:

    WHERE’S THE GODDAMN GAME RECAP DASH IT’S A FRIDAY NIGHT I NEED SOME READING

    /wildthng’d

  161. JB215 Says:

    This clip is the greatest. It gave me a break in my depression from Utley’s error.

    PHILS win in 5.

  162. OutlawPete Says:

    Want to have your very own Chan Ho kid?

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/33277233/ns/today-today_people/

  163. Tony Is Dynamic Says:

    I’d have a Chase kid so I could teach him how to properly turn a twin killing.

  164. Phylan Says:

    Good lord Chase knows how to turn a double play better than anyone. Or does the fact that he’s fucked it up twice in two days make you spontaneously forget the previous 5 years of him doing it exceedingly well? Someone repost that Art of a Twin Killing video.

    And I disagree with Charlie pulling Pedro as well, but all the things that set up that inning (Pedro missing a grounder, misplayed bunt, Chase’s error) could have happened with any pitcher in there.

  165. Griswold Says:

    dear chase,
    if you fuck up in game 3, you should be benched.
    -God

  166. Phylan Says:

    Wow guys. Wow.

  167. Griswold Says:

    inspector gadget has AIDS

  168. Tug Haines Says:

    http://mistertug.com/643.gif

  169. Ozzie Virgil's Beard Says:

    There was a lot of talk about Chan Ho not fielding that bunt properly, but if anyone has seen the replay, Ryan Howard can take a portion of the blame too. The angle, or lack their of, that he took to field that ball was terrible. His first three to four steps were up the foul line and then he had to angle toward the ball. There’s also a chance they may not have gotten Belliard anyway with the placement of that bunt. As for Chase, he rushed that throw. His left shoulder flew open and the ball sailed. He probably had much more time then he thought. Damn shame. And Charlie really, really over-managed the game yesterday. 5 fuckin pitchers to get 3 outs??? I would’ve let Madsen face Ethier. No need to go to Happ. If this team is going to advance, Ryan Madsen has to be able to get that out and he can. He threw like shit on Thursday, but he battled with Kemp and won that matchup. With his stuff and those shadows on the field, I think he needs to be in the spot to get Ethier.

    They still swiped home field from the Dodgers and there are 3 games to be played at home. As fans, we should still feel really good about this.

    With that said, Kuroda has been tough on the Phils. In three starts (postseason included), Kuroda has a 1.42 ERA in 19 innings, 9 H, 15K and 4 BB against the Fightins. I expect the fans and the weather to play major factors in his performance.

  170. Nick H Says:

    I bet Kuroda will think twice about throwing at Victorino’s head after what happened to him earlier this year.

  171. bigmyc Says:

    OK. This game was NOT solely lost by Utz’s error..but it was a seriously damning force for it. Thome’s basehit would have tied that game anyhow, assuming that with two outs, Charlie decided to pitch to him with a base open and a man at third. Of course, it also paved the way for the walk-in go ahead run.

    I feel that maybe Madson should have been the guy to go to there instead of Park…woulda, coulda, shoulda and all that.

    Chase has got to be better than that but there’s a lot of series left. Homefield ad-in for the Fightins’, bitches.

  172. Lynniemac Says:

    Dear God,

    If Chase fucks up in Game 3 and he’s benched, who from this roster would you suggest take his place at 2nd base?

    -Lynniemac

  173. Rakim Says:

    My man, Eric B

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