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Chris Wheeler Already Works Around The COCK

Posted by Tug Haines at 11:57 am ET 29 Comments

A little off-season ball-busting:

History lessons:

Chris Wheeler Loves the Bill Haley Classic, “Rock Around the Cock” | June 23, 2009
Are Y’all Ready For The Remix? | June 25, 2009

Read More: Around the COCK, Chris Wheeler, Wheels

29 Comments on “Chris Wheeler Already Works Around The COCK”

Watrick Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Anyone know a good website that allows you to get around firewalls? I want to see this video, dammit.
Adam Eaton Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
I feel ya wheels. I’ve been doing it since I as drafted by the Phils in 96′.
Muscles Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Its not worth getting around firewalls…. just be happy that I can view it and think its funny
GTO Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
@ Muscles

lolz videoz are funnyz at workz
Amandah Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Totally getz me wet. Like toads ally.
Wrecked Em Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
AWESOME.
dlhunter Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
is it just me or does the plot of this movie look far too boring for such a high octane trailer? i half expected harrison ford to start choking out a drug executive at the end while yelling “get off my plane!”
thomas Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
why havent you put this to a website ala cadillac-time yet?
Jay Ballz Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
That Wheels…always putting forth great effort and working HARD.

Lovely work by Tug.
Sarge Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
I do, AS WELL!
bigmyc Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
That’s great. But a whole minute of that?

Did I miss a secret scene during the credits because I turned it off too early?
I hate when I do that.
Flash Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
http://phourforphour.wordpress.com/2010/01/21/remember-bobby-bonilla-the-mets-do/
Joe Pa Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I want Wheels to do the Wheeler again this year!
Gonzo Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Can someone tell the the entire sentence that is being uttered? For the life of me I don’t know what movie this.
Muscles Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
http://videodetective.com/TitleDetails.aspx?publishedid=651647&st=Extraordinary%20Measures%20(2010)

Extraordinary measures
Muscles Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
around the 1:35
dlhunter Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
That Bobby Bonilla story is so, so sad. It’s like the Sixers paying Matt Geiger to be a real estate agent, but so, so much worse.
Gonzo Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Thanks Muscles. Go stand over there and bounce any Mets fans that come by.
Heathcliff Slocumb Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Tyler Walker is a National! His sweat stays in-division! Woohoo!
World Fargin Skinny Cholly Champion '010 Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I never liked Tyler Walker much, but he is a pretty decent signing for the Nationals to make. He may sweat like hell, but he’s still a decent guy to have on your team, and there’s no doubt he’ll be an asset to the Nationals. Honestly, I feel the Nationals are the team that has made the most improvements in our division this season.
Gonzo Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
The Nats have improved from very shitty, to just shitty.
World Fargin Skinny Cholly Champion '010 Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
“The Nats have improved from very shitty, to just shitty.”

Ehh, I feel they deserve slightly more credit than that…and I think they have a pretty good chance of finishing 4th, and possibly even 3rd this season. They have made a lot more smart moves this offseason than the Mets have, not that it’s hard to do better than the Mets right now!
Lynniemac Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 10:32 pm
If the Nats could actually finish above the Mets, that might just be the single greatest example of Sheadenfreude EVER.
will.H Says:
January 25th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
thats because the mets are professional pants poopers.
Gonzo Says:
January 26th, 2010 at 12:00 am
thats because the mets are professional pants poopers.

If you are going to quote Peter Gammons, at least give him credit.
will.H Says:
January 26th, 2010 at 10:45 am
gonzo, gammons would never snub the mets in such a way. he’d be a hypocrite
Watrick Says:
January 26th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
I like what the Nats have done, too, but I’m one of those people that believe what he sees on the field, rather than on paper (ala Mets the last couple years).
World Fargin Skinny Cholly Champion '010 Says:
January 26th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
While I don’t expect the Nationals to make a run for the division title or anything, I do feel that they will give us a tougher time than in previous years.
JFein Says:
January 26th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Now that the Phillies have claimed Brian Bocock off waivers, we can now officially say that Wheels works around the Bocock!