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Jun
25
2009
Are Y’all Ready For The Remix?
Posted by Tug Haines at 12:41 am ET 46 Comments

It used to be, if you said ‘cock’ on television, you only had to worry about the FCC and heavy fines.

Now you have to worry about that and young men with computers and spare time.

Cheers, Muffin.

Rock Around The COCK (Remix)

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46 Comments on “Are Y’all Ready For The Remix?”

  1. Gonzo Says:

    Tug, you deserve a Blogging Grammy for this.

  2. fuck the mets Says:

    HAHAHHA THE END! COWOWOWOWWOOWOWOWOWOWOWCK

  3. How do you spell retard? Says:

    Brootiful.
    /glad to see the Fightins’ become even more Tug Hainesier

  4. Diane Says:

    I can’t stop laughing!! Chris Wheeler jokes never get old!!

  5. Eminencegirl Says:

    ♥ Tug you are one sick bastard ♥

  6. PhiPhan5648 Says:

    Tug…

    **Tip of the Cap**

    …Well done sir. Well done.

  7. meech.one Says:

    can’t… breathe. laughing… too… hard.

    Tug Haines — the internet is yours today, my man.

  8. Jocksniffer Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  9. D. Whitmore Says:

    hahahaha, good shit tug. good shit

  10. rpetzar Says:

    did you ever knoooooow that yoooooou’re my heeeeeeerooooooo

  11. ericg Says:

    this is going right into my MP3 player!

  12. j_romes Says:

    Tug, you are now Master of the internets.

  13. twig Says:

    *slow clap*

  14. Puddy Says:

    Someone please make up a sign for the next home game that says “Hey Wheels, Name That Tune!”

  15. RIP Harry Says:

    One word: RINGTONE!

  16. Jdashdog Says:

    Comedy gold

  17. Drew Says:

    Amazing… Truly amazing…
    Lest there be any doubt that Tmac/Wheels read TheFightins…
    Last night Wheels remarked that he would be staying away from songs in the future… Then Tmac laughed for about a minute, before collecting himself and remarking that it was a good thing it wasn’t “retro song night.”
    A definite shout out.. I was flipping between the LSU game (geaux tigers!) so I don’t remember the inning, but it certainly happened.
    Tmac- If you’re reading this.. a little less pitchman/carnival barker, a little more Scully/Uecker/Kalas old-timey class… we’re pullin for ya buddy (sort of).
    Wheels- Don’t you change a thing… ever.

  18. Watrick Says:

    Drew, I heard that too, and had to laugh, I think it was about the 7th or 8th inning, bottom.

  19. Capt Murdock Says:

    I heard it too! They were talking aobut some local Philly band. I think it was the bottom of 7.

  20. Mr. Bryan Says:

    ahahhaha, I’m dying over here!

  21. Hummer Says:

    The term ‘Phe-Fucking-Nominal’ doesnt even begin to describe my thoughts on this

  22. Chris Says:

    Awesome.

  23. Fran Says:

    thats freakin hilarious

  24. Shawn Says:

    You are truly a genius. *bow*

  25. Chris Says:

    This needs a shirt.

  26. Different Chris Says:

    Any video-editing-savvy folks out there wanna try to fuse that gem with video of wheels doing ‘the wheeler’ from The Call?

    Just throwing that out there.

  27. Beth Says:

    OMG!! You are sooo wrong!! That is too funny!!! I too heard Wheels vow to stay away from songs, and immediately thought of this site.

  28. AJ Says:

    someone should give sarge the link to this post via his twitter

  29. Amanda Says:

    Hahahaha! This is great! Good work Tug!

  30. TD Says:

    OMG!!!! It was great!!!!!!!

  31. Albert Says:

    This does need a shirt. I would buy one

  32. 4DaysRest.com Says:

    Wheels has just become Mr. Gaffe lately. At least it makes for great daily entertainment.

  33. Lynniemac Says:

    You know those days that really, really, REALLY suck and you’re not sure whether to cry or go punch some random stranger in the nuts in the hope that letting off some steam MIGHT help a little bit?

    I had one of those days today. Then I came home and listened to this. I don’t even care that my stomach hurts from laughing so much.

    Tug, you are an Evil Genius and I am completely serious when I say: thank you, thank you, thank you.

  34. Tug Haines Says:

    COCK

  35. D. Whitmore Says:

    so after watching the rays put up 6 i came here to cheer me up.

  36. Here Come Da Judge Says:

    i nominate this for the fightins post of the year

  37. Back 2 Front Special Says:

    I haven’t been this excited about a song since i heard “I’m on a Boat”

  38. Brandon Says:

    This should be put on itunes. And when the phillies win, instead of playing the animal house song, they should play this song.

  39. will.H Says:

    brandon, dont they play the blues brothers song?

    and Tug, i know everyone else has said it first, but this song makes me laugh like a kid

  40. Brandon Says:

    Ah yeah thats what it is. I couldn’t remember what it was from.

  41. Phils Phan Says:

    Retire after this post. You have hit the pinnacle. I applaud you, sir!

  42. WeHaveProblems09 Says:

    nothing to write home about

  43. Tug Haines Says:

    Tell you what, if somebody actually wrote home about this, I would send them an autographed Mike Proly card.

  44. Diane Says:

    I’m back for more…I need to hear it again!

  45. yellowbird Says:

    bravo, sir.

  46. WeHaveProblems09 Says:

    don’t get snippy with me Tuggy

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