It used to be, if you said ‘cock’ on television, you only had to worry about the FCC and heavy fines.
Now you have to worry about that and young men with computers and spare time.
Cheers, Muffin.

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June 25th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Tug, you deserve a Blogging Grammy for this.
June 25th, 2009 at 12:49 am
HAHAHHA THE END! COWOWOWOWWOOWOWOWOWOWOWCK
June 25th, 2009 at 1:03 am
Brootiful.
/glad to see the Fightins’ become even more Tug Hainesier
June 25th, 2009 at 1:16 am
I can’t stop laughing!! Chris Wheeler jokes never get old!!
June 25th, 2009 at 1:29 am
♥ Tug you are one sick bastard ♥
June 25th, 2009 at 1:31 am
Tug…
**Tip of the Cap**
…Well done sir. Well done.
June 25th, 2009 at 6:57 am
can’t… breathe. laughing… too… hard.
Tug Haines — the internet is yours today, my man.
June 25th, 2009 at 7:37 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
June 25th, 2009 at 8:09 am
hahahaha, good shit tug. good shit
June 25th, 2009 at 8:10 am
did you ever knoooooow that yoooooou’re my heeeeeeerooooooo
June 25th, 2009 at 8:18 am
this is going right into my MP3 player!
June 25th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Tug, you are now Master of the internets.
June 25th, 2009 at 9:02 am
*slow clap*
June 25th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Someone please make up a sign for the next home game that says “Hey Wheels, Name That Tune!”
June 25th, 2009 at 9:23 am
One word: RINGTONE!
June 25th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Comedy gold
June 25th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Amazing… Truly amazing…
Lest there be any doubt that Tmac/Wheels read TheFightins…
Last night Wheels remarked that he would be staying away from songs in the future… Then Tmac laughed for about a minute, before collecting himself and remarking that it was a good thing it wasn’t “retro song night.”
A definite shout out.. I was flipping between the LSU game (geaux tigers!) so I don’t remember the inning, but it certainly happened.
Tmac- If you’re reading this.. a little less pitchman/carnival barker, a little more Scully/Uecker/Kalas old-timey class… we’re pullin for ya buddy (sort of).
Wheels- Don’t you change a thing… ever.
June 25th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Drew, I heard that too, and had to laugh, I think it was about the 7th or 8th inning, bottom.
June 25th, 2009 at 9:56 am
I heard it too! They were talking aobut some local Philly band. I think it was the bottom of 7.
June 25th, 2009 at 10:04 am
ahahhaha, I’m dying over here!
June 25th, 2009 at 11:09 am
The term ‘Phe-Fucking-Nominal’ doesnt even begin to describe my thoughts on this
June 25th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Awesome.
June 25th, 2009 at 11:57 am
thats freakin hilarious
June 25th, 2009 at 11:58 am
You are truly a genius. *bow*
June 25th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
This needs a shirt.
June 25th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Any video-editing-savvy folks out there wanna try to fuse that gem with video of wheels doing ‘the wheeler’ from The Call?
Just throwing that out there.
June 25th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
OMG!! You are sooo wrong!! That is too funny!!! I too heard Wheels vow to stay away from songs, and immediately thought of this site.
June 25th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
someone should give sarge the link to this post via his twitter
June 25th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Hahahaha! This is great! Good work Tug!
June 25th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
OMG!!!! It was great!!!!!!!
June 25th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
This does need a shirt. I would buy one
June 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Wheels has just become Mr. Gaffe lately. At least it makes for great daily entertainment.
June 25th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
You know those days that really, really, REALLY suck and you’re not sure whether to cry or go punch some random stranger in the nuts in the hope that letting off some steam MIGHT help a little bit?
I had one of those days today. Then I came home and listened to this. I don’t even care that my stomach hurts from laughing so much.
Tug, you are an Evil Genius and I am completely serious when I say: thank you, thank you, thank you.
June 25th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
COCK
June 25th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
so after watching the rays put up 6 i came here to cheer me up.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
i nominate this for the fightins post of the year
June 25th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I haven’t been this excited about a song since i heard “I’m on a Boat”
June 25th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
This should be put on itunes. And when the phillies win, instead of playing the animal house song, they should play this song.
June 25th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
brandon, dont they play the blues brothers song?
and Tug, i know everyone else has said it first, but this song makes me laugh like a kid
June 25th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Ah yeah thats what it is. I couldn’t remember what it was from.
June 25th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Retire after this post. You have hit the pinnacle. I applaud you, sir!
June 25th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
nothing to write home about
June 25th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Tell you what, if somebody actually wrote home about this, I would send them an autographed Mike Proly card.
June 26th, 2009 at 12:14 am
I’m back for more…I need to hear it again!
June 26th, 2009 at 10:15 am
bravo, sir.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:39 am
don’t get snippy with me Tuggy