Time to break out a new feature that will most likely never return again on The Fightins dot com! Here’s the dilly-o: you get three scenarios of what Shane Victorino might have done this weekend, and it is up to you to decide which one is true and which two are false.

Ready? No cheating…

a.) On Saturday night, Shane Victorino was in attendance at the University of Hawaii’s home game vs. Louisiana Tech where Shane tossed up the ceremonial opening-tip. Shane didn’t seem to bring his hometown college much luck, however, as the Rainbow Warriors (are they still called that?) fell to the Bulldogs 66-60.

b.) Before heading off to Spring Training, Shane made a pit stop at the Topps company headquarters in New York City to sign some baseball cards that will eventually be placed randomly inside packs of 2010 Topps Series I.

c.) He hung out with these guys at a club in Las Vegas:

Get the answer, after the jump…

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If you laugh at this, you can punch your ticket to hell immediately:

Poor kid. Luckily, Mike Pelfrey was ovulating so his maternal instincts kicked in and he comforted the young boy before he was driven off the field and straight to Children’s Hospital. He was later released sustaining only minor injuries.

Wise up, young’n, it’s not worth breaking your neck for a $14.99 baseball.

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Marlins 3rd base coach, Bo Porter, relays a message to his team:

• Wrecked Em on I think J.C. Romero just called Jamie Moyer a bitch
• Wrecked Em on Roy Halladay standing in front of his Phillies locker
• Adam Eaton on Roy Halladay standing in front of his Phillies locker
• twig on I think J.C. Romero just called Jamie Moyer a bitch
• gm-carson on Roy Halladay standing in front of his Phillies locker