The purpose of this exclusive The Fightins dot com feature is to foster a rivalry between the Phillies beat writers by keeping a running tally of who scoops who on Twitter and turn it into a year-long dick joke. You can play along by reading their tweets in this convenient list.

Their scores as of March 1, 2010:

This week revealed Matt Gelb and Ryan Lawrence to be twin quasars of beat-offery. Lawrence scored 7 solid points in his debut and Gelb has taken the lead in only his second week. This week also revealed that a single player’s facial hair holds more value in this competition than all the bullpen sessions and former Expos-signings in the Majors, and that a reference to this blog in your tweet is always good for at least one point.

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The purpose of this exclusive The Fightins dot com feature is to foster a rivalry between the Phillies beat writers by keeping a running tally of who scoops who on Twitter and turn it into a year-long dick joke. You can play along by reading their tweets in this convenient list.

Their scores as of February 21, 2010:

It’s official. Now the points are going to start adding up pretty fast. Martino has returned, and I’ve added Matt Gelb to the fray, since he filled in so well for Andy. Next week, expect to see Mandy Housenick and Ryan Lawrence. And don’t forget to check the list, these folks are tweeting their asses off.

By the way, I’ve fallen deeply in love with the game known as Curling, and I don’t care who knows it. And the Doc likes it too, so you can eat me before you judge me, you dickhole.

Also, this:

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The purpose of this exclusive The Fightins dot com feature is to foster a rivalry between the Phillies beat writers by keeping a running tally of who scoops who on Twitter and turn it into a year-long dick joke. You can play along by reading their tweets in this convenient list.

Their scores as of February 14, 2010:

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The purpose of this exclusive The Fightins dot com feature is to foster a rivalry between the Phillies beat writers by keeping a running tally of who scoops who on Twitter and turn it into a year-long dick joke. You can play along by reading their tweets in this convenient list.

Their scores as of February 6, 2010:

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The purpose of this new, exclusive The Fightins dot com feature is to foster a rivalry between the Phillies beat writers by keeping a running tally of who scoops who on Twitter; highlight my favorite articles each week by these writers; and last, but not least, to make it all into a year-long dick joke. You can play along by reading their tweets in this convenient list.

Their scores as of January 24, 2010:

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The purpose of this new, exclusive The Fightins dot com feature is to foster a rivalry between the Phillies beat writers by keeping a running tally of who scoops who on Twitter; highlight my favorite articles each week by these writers; and last, but not least, to make it all into a year-long dick joke. You can play along by reading their tweets in this convenient list.

Their scores as of January 16, 2010:

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The purpose of this new, exclusive The Fightins dot com feature is to foster a rivalry between the Phillies beat writers by keeping a running tally of who scoops who on Twitter; highlight my favorite articles each week by these writers; and last, but not least, to make it all into a year-long dick joke. You can play along by reading their tweets in this convenient list.

Let’s start the first beat-off session with a look at the current players and their scores:

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