Dear Chamomiles,

What did you mean when you wrote, “If Adam Eaton sucked any worse, he’d be Brett Myers?”

–Confused in Pennsauken

Dear Confused,

I was merely stating that Adam Eaton is a better pitcher than Brett Myers. It was meant to be a compliment. Next time try not to take things so literally.

Dear Chamomiles,

What does VORP mean?

–Baseball Newbie

Dear Newbie,

VORP means little to anyone who’s already lost their virginity. Hope that helps!

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