Step aside, Gregggggg Doyel: There’s a new pigfucker in town, and his name is TJ Simers. The “TJ” stands for “Terrible Journalist,” in case you were wondering.

By now, many of you are no doubt aware of the excrement that drips out this would-be muckraker’s cranium and onto the pages of the Los Angeles Times. The fact that the Philadelphia fan base has been trashed by far superior writers than TJ has not discouraged his “effort” one bit.

In Simers’ latest pile of word-turds, Sir Bag of Douche spends more time fellating Manny Ramirez than acknowledging his team’s total collapse in Game Five of the NLCS. I’ll spare you the bulk of his blathering nonsense and cherry-pick his last, feeble digs at our FUCKING AWESOME fans…

…THE DODGERS are in a do-or-die situation, Phillies’ fanatics are so obsessed with their baseball team they can’t contain their obscenities, the telephone rings and none of it really matters…

…SEVERAL DODGERS fans e-mailed complaining about the fan experience in the stadium for Game 4.

“I am not sure I will take my son to another Dodger game any time soon,” wrote Ken Gowey. “It makes me absolutely ashamed to be a Dodger fan.”

I was afraid of this, knowing some folks born in Philly have probably moved here and become Dodgers fans over the years.

The thing is, you just can’t take the Angryville out of them, which obviously explains all the problems in Dodger Stadium.

Oh really, fuckface? Because I’m sure this had nothing to do with it. What color is the sky in your world, Mr. Simers?

TODAY’S LAST word comes from Norm Pangracs:

“After the fifth inning I called the number the Dodgers said to call if anyone is causing trouble during the game. I was surprised to get a recorded voice. I thought for sure a live person would answer. I left a message: ‘There’s a group from Philadelphia making me very uncomfortable. They’re the Philadelphia Phillies.’ “

Amen.

T.J. Simers can be reached at t.j.simers@latimes.com. You can take it from here, folks.

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