The Sporting Blog’s foreman, Chris Mottram, is blogging his little heart out this week in the Bronx for the 2008 All-Star Game. Besides continuing his ultra-creepy (but hilarious) stalker routine, he was also roaming the floors at the Javits Center for the FanFest hullabaloo. This is where he ran into C. Yeager; a Philadelphian dressed in full Phillies regalia who enjoys scribbling his name on MLB licensed products, rendering the already-overpriced items obsolete and/or worthless.

Watch (and enjoy) as Mr. Yeager defaces $15 Rawlings baseball after $15 Rawlings baseball:

I’d just like to point out that a.) the ‘P’ wristbands were a nice, subtle touch, b.) #16 is actually J.C. Romero, and c.) baseball players haven’t had an American Flag patch on the back of their jersey since 2001.

Fucking idiots, man.

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