A hex on Jerry Crasnick! A HEX! Where does he get the balls. A sampling from his ESPN.com article:

When it comes to sophisticated insights and pithy observations, Phillies manager Charlie Manuel is no George Will. He’s more like George Won’t.

George Won’t? That’s hilarious. That’s Skip Bayless or Jay Mariotti caliber of journalism. But the heresy continues:

“I believe in momentum,” Manuel said. “I believe in — what do you call it? — attitude, charisma, and when you come to the ballpark everything is OK. Everybody is in a good mood and upbeat. Everybody’s happy. People ain’t walking around sulking because they ain’t making enough money or something happened at the house.”

Manuel probably meant to say “chemistry” instead of “charisma,” but we’ll let the verbal lapse slide. Even when the man gropes for the proper words, he seems to have a knack for coming up with the right answers.

Gropes for answers? The only thing Chuck gropes is titties. And lots of ‘em. Probably your mom’s. Cause Chuck does it like that. He just grabs them shits. He doesn’t give a fuck. And if Charlie meant chemistry, then from now on ‘charisma’ means chemistry. End of story. He too busy squeezin’ titties to bother with the meanings of words.

Well, that’s the last sober post from the ‘Tard ’til Monday. I’m off to insert last weekend’s drinking into two nights (birthday weekend, cute devil-girl fucking with my brain [Clare? Lynniemac? Back me up, lady bloggers!], nothing else to do at school).

Daddy’s gone for the weekend, so expect NSFW posts(Tubgirl tag? Snorgtees girl sex tape?) and general deviance from yours truly and Chamo.  Mila Kunis boobies after the jump.

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