You all remember former Phillies 3rd base coach Steve Smith, right?

Hired at the start of the 2007 season, Steve served on the squad for two years (including the WFC 2008 season) before being fired and replaced by Art Howe, who immediately left and was replaced by Sam Perlozzi. Well anyway, Steve and his daughter Allie will be contestants on the 16th season of CBS’s hit reality show thingee, The Amazing Race, and I thought that sorta information might interest you.

And considering Allie is a semi-attractive 23-year old who is starring in a CBS reality show, I fully expect her to be engaged to a Phillies player within the calendar year.

On aside, can you believe The Amazing Race has been on TV for 16 seasons? It seems like just yesterday I was avoiding the premiere of the first season, now here we are in 2010 and I still have zero interest in watching it. Time flies, huh?

The Amazing Race Bios – Steve and Allison | CBS.com

Excuse me, ump, but I couldn’t help notice a slight blunder on your part when you called our man out at first base. I beg to differ, sir. He was safe.

…Oh, no, I beg to differ. He was quite safe.

Really, is that what you think? Well, go get fucked.

You heard me. Pull down your pants and sit on a cock. I don’t care which one. Any cock’ll do, Rooster Cogburn. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have compared you to Rooster Cogburn. At least he had one eye that fucking worked.

You judgmentally retarded asshole. You poor excuse for a callmaker. Ryan beat that tag to first, fuckwit! When a large sack of meat and potatoes like him makes it to the bag safely, you fucking notice it. Well most people would, unless they were busy polishing their head with their anal crevice, as it appears you must have been doing.

So help me God, if this play comes back to bite us in the ass, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep.

Yeah, I saw The Bourne Identity too last night, so what? Fuck you regardless.

Oh, I’m tossed, am I? Well, you know what else you can toss? My salad. Steve Smith isn’t going to stand here and take your shit. Here, have a batting helmet, asshole.

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