According to his newest YouTube video, Batting Stance Guy recently caught up with perennial MVP candidate Ryan Howard in what looks to be either a message area or a meth lab to show the slugger what the Stance Guy is all about. Besides booze and chicks, that is.

Dance, stance boy, DANCE!

You got to hand it to him, this Batting Stance fella has some kind of racket going on over there. Most people with a borderline useless skill like this usually wind up entertaining bar-b-que guests in the summer, not performing for the superstar athletes whose stance they are mimicking.

As a matter of fact, from here on out I want to be known as “Pitching Delivery Guy” and recreate the windup and pitching motion of every MLB pitcher. Who do you wanna see? Sid Fernandez?! I know that one. Mark Fidrych? I got that shit down pat. Andy Pettitte?! I’LL EVEN THROW IN THE BALK MOVE!

Then, Batting Stance Guy and I will sell out venues across the country as I fake throw to him as a famous pitcher and he fake hits off of me while pretending to be a famous batter.

What do you say, Stance Guy, we got a deal?

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