The World Series MVP and the Flyin’ Hawaiian stopped by the L.A. studio of the Best Damn Sports Show Period last night for a quick interview.  The duo talked about their recent World Series victory, the subsequent parade, as well as your usual BDSSP trying-too-hard-to-be-funny hi jinks. Honestly, Chris Rose and John Salley did their very best to humiliate Shane Victorino — Rose made him try on a two-sizes-too-small, double-flapped helmet while comparing him to the Great Gazoo, and Sally — for absolutely no reason whatsoever — told Shane that he made more money than him last year.

But the boys took it all in stride and even stayed away from making any controversial comments this time.

A couple quick notes:

• Shane said “No questions asked” at the :45 second mark and twice between the 1:55-2:00 mark.
• The City Paper’s James Beale beat the BDSSP guys by 2½ months on those Cole Hamels “destiny” pics

That is all.

No questions asked.

First off, let me say that Kevin Kaduk of Big League Stew is a great, great human being. He was in Philly for the World Series, Yahoo! gave him a press pass, and he asked Shane Victorino to utter a simple phrase.

I think you know which one I’m talking about…

I’m pretty sure that one was for all of you guys.

Thanks to Shane for being Shane, thanks to ‘Duk for having the balls to ask him to say that, but most importantly — thanks to the readers and Phillies fans that make writing for a Phillies blog so rewarding and so much god damn fun.

No questions asked.

If you don’t personally thank ‘Duk in the comments at Yahoo!, I’ll take it as an insult.

Shane Victorino delivers his line of lines after World Series win | Big League Stew

Sorry, readers, I apologize for not being my usual video-ripping self and getting the Leslie Gudel post game interview with Shane Victorino where he dropped a “No Questions Asked” when she asked him if they could win the World Series. I did, however, get this one from the ABC Action News. You’ll have to wait until the end for everybody’s favorite catch phrase, but it’s definitely worth it:

Oh, and I understand the demand is high for some No Questions Asked memorabilia. Jussoyaknow — I’m working on it. In the mean time, if you have your own recommendations, feel free to e-mail them to me. Even if you aren’t artistically inclined to actually design it yourself, describe it and I’ll try and have it finished up shortly.

No. Questions. Asked.

With all these like I saids, that’s all I askeds, and tip your hats that Shane has been tossing around in interviews lately, I was afraid he was slowly drifting apart from the all-time best, “No questions asked.”

Thankfully, it made a triumphant return last night in the locker room following the game.  I’m not quite sure where this footage is from, but I think it was shot by someone on the site Vin Scully Is My Homeboy.  Thank you, kind sir.

You don’t even have to wait long either, after question #1 Shane declares, “No questions asked.”  When clearly there was, in fact, a question asked.

For the record, I counted:

• 6 “Like I saids”
• 1 “No questions asked”
• 18 “Ummmms”
• 18 “Ya knows”
• 3 “Kick starts”

I just returned from the Phillies game.  My voice is shot, my body is filled with unhealthy toxins, and I need some rest.  I’ll certainly be back tomorrow with a bit more analysis, but for now I’ll leave you with this…

By request, Shane Victorino’s Grand Salami with Scott Franzke and Larry Andersen of WPHT 1210 am on the call.  No questions asked:

After the jump, our little fast-talking hero speaks.

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I’ve always pegged Shane Victorino as a bit of a mushmouth. When he speaks, it seems like he is talking waaay faster than he thinks so he often falls back on poor speaking habits like saying “ummm” or “ya know” too many times just so his his mind can catch up with his words. Not a knock on the guy, just an observation. Anybody that hails from Hawaii and listens to Bob Marley all the time is A-OK in my book. (and I do have a book)

But his post-game interview from yesterday was nothing short of classic. After tying a career high with 4 RBI’s (the other time was also against the Braves), he spoke with Tom McCarthy about the team not giving up and his flattening of Brian McCann in the sixth inning.

Check it out, and listen to how many times he starts off an answer with the term, “Oh, no questions asked.” I’m not really sure what it means because Tom McCarthy is obviously asking questions — but I can’t stop saying it. Since I watched this after the game, I’ve answered every question anyone has asked me with my new favorite term:

“Oh, no questions asked.”

Did he just say this division is gonna be a “boat race” until the end of the year? hahahahaha

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