Are you a Dodgers fan who has been swept up by the Manny Mania!® phenomenon? Do you like to dress up in outrageous flair and bring attention to yourself while attending baseball games?

Well, the Dodgers store has the perfect accessory for you!

For an inflated price, you can now purchase the brand-new, Manny Wig® at participating Dodger games. Just head on over to Chávez Ravine, step inside the stadium store and grab your very own Jack Sparrow Lil’ Jon Manny Ramirez wig, complete with ‘LA’ inscribed skull-cap and flowing dreadlocks:

Once your purchase is complete, join your fellow Manny-loving friends on the third-base line so you don’t look like an imbecile all by your lonesome. When seated, just sit back, relax, and wait until the cameraman searches for the biggest losers in the crowd…

… and VOILA! Now everyone can see how big of a jaggov you are!

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