In this edition of Cribs, Shane Victorino and Kyle Kendrick show off their spacious, 2-bedroom apartment overlooking the gorgeous Delaware River in South Philadelphia. Let’s take a look, shall we?

As you can tell from the video, Shane and Kyle enjoy the highfalutin, extravagant lifestyle so many athletes are accustomed to these days. Their apartment is specifically wired so that each room has a fully-functional electric socket which power the antique lamps that rest on the Brazilian chestnut hardwood flooring. Special “light-switches” have also been installed allowing the flow of electricity to be started almost instantly; saving you the embarrassment of tripping over your unpacked suitcase on the way to click on the lamp.

The living room, or “Theatre room” if you will, features seating for two and an enormous 13-inch projection television that would be perfect if they ever wanted to have the rest of the team over to study game film. Other amenities include walk-in kitchen complete with gas stove and running water, one full bath stocked with Dial soap and toilet paper, and priceless works of framed art strategically scattered amongst the house.

But perhaps their most prized possession rests in the hallway — the highly-coveted 2008 Schedule Magnet, distributed in limited quantities by Southwest Airlines earlier in the year.

Judging by the success these two share off-field, it’s no wonder they’ve made the seamless transition to budding on-field superstars. Hats off to you, Shane & Kyle!

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