From the great Deadspin…

“It appears that the second best hitter in baseball gets around town. This chick, named Amanda, met Ryan in Vegas last weekend and the two proceeded to hit on each other all night. They were making out in the club, dirty dancing, and finally they concluded the night with some baby making. Sadly, Ryan didn’t realize that this chick is a 100% genuine jizz-jar cum-dumpster. Hopefully he didn’t catch the clap. Howard may not have gotten the hardware but my guess is he definitely got SOMETHING.

LOVE LIVE THE MANG!”

Although, I always spelled it “maing”

UPDATE: It seems as though a few angry e-mailers are confused with this post, so allow me to address a few things.

a.) What is in blockquotes above was not written by me. I personally don’t know Amanda and didn’t describe her as “a 100% genuine jizz-jar cum-dumpster.” Those would be the words, verbatim, (hence the blockquotes) of an e-mailer who sent it in to a much, much more popular site than mine called Deadspin.  And I’m sure “Amanda” (if that’s even her real name) is just a super girl.

b.) Again, I swiped the pic off of Deadspin. However, if it were sent to my inbox, I definitely would have posted it regardless if it was on another site first. It’s a great picture. I probably wouldn’t have reprinted the e-mail in it’s entirety, but since it was already out there, I might as well pass it along.

c.) That picture looks like a still from the first five minutes of every single episode of In The VIP that I have ever seen.  No, In The VIP is not on the Travel Channel, and yes, I’ve seen many.

Ryan Howard loves the MANG | Deadspin

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