Political humorist Keith Olbermann (that’s what he is, right?  I seriously have no idea.) of MSNBC’s Countdown with Keith Olbermann updated his MLBlog at quarter past one in the morning last night to give his thoughts on Mark McGwire being brought on as a hitting coach for the Cardinals (ZZZzzzzz…) and his prediction for the upcoming World Series.  His well thought out, insightful two paragraphs discussing his reasoning consisted of  jokingly complaining that he won’t get free tickets to the Phillies games, letting his readers know when he’s gonna be snarky by cleverly adding a (snark) parenthesis, suspecting the Yanks will win is six (possibly five!), and finally saying the only chance the Phillies have of winning is if DENNIS Werth has himself a huge series.

Here’s the screencap:

Didn’t this guy used to host SportsCenter for chrissakes?  Dennis, if you are aware, is Jayson’s stepfather WHO HASN’T PLAYED IN THE MAJORS SINCE THE EARLY 70′S!  If you’ve watched a half of a Phillies game this year, Keith, or checked the rosters of the All-Star Game, you would be aware that Dennis Werth is in his late 50’s and his stepson, JAYSON, is the 35+ home run hitting right fielder for the WFC Philadelphia squad.

Stick to politics, dawg.

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