I, like most, was well aware that the Florida Marlins had an all-fatty-male “dance” team who “entertain” the crowd between innings, but I never actually saw them in action. Well this Friday night, while sharing drinks at a New York City drinking establishment with the newly faux-hawked David Chalk of B&C Devil Ray fame, I caught the tubba lards doing that thing they do. Prepare for an onslaught of sexiness:

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What’s the perfect way to cap off a game-winning hit if you’re Jorge Cantu?

By cupping Scott Olsen’s nuts and shaking them, of course.

Following Wednesday evening’s walkoff single to beat the Phillies in 11, Jorge did just that when he was mobbed by his teammates after the winning run scored. Scott Olsen was the first Marlin to congratulate him, and the lucky fella got a celebratory tug ‘o the nuts from today’s hero. I’d also like to point out that since Olsen wasn’t even playing today, there is zero chance he was wearing a cup.

Sexy, right? Judge for yourself:

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