Via The Smoking Gun — your source for appalling mug shots! — comes this arresting collage (Ha! Get it?) which I’m guessing was taken probably sometime within the last three days.

In judging the general bad-ass appearances of these two men (I’m assuming the one on the left is male; in certain parts of this great land of ours it gets a bit sketchy), TSG simply had this to say: “Phillies in six.”

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