I was listening to The Howard Stern Show this morning and he was interviewing a voluptuous young porn star named Sophia Rossi.  While going through some of her more famous conquests, Sophia mentioned that she had previous relations with ex-Phillies left fielder and lady killer, Pat Burrell.

HOLY GAZOOKAS!!!

During her segment, she also stated that this happened a long time ago (good news for Pat’s wife!) and said that Pat was “very immature.” Then she sat on a gigantic vibrating machine and had a very loud orgasm.

Basically, it was the perfect interview. I’ll try and get some pics, audio, and possibly video from her Stern appearance when they are available.

If you would like to get fired from your job, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and Google Image Ms. Rossi, then call your boss over and advise him to “get a load of the tits on this broad!”

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