Just when you thought John Clark couldn’t be any more humiliated from the YouTube clip of him attempting to dance at a Bruce Springsteen concert, the wolfman himself, Howard Eskin, took time out of their Sports Final show on NBC10 last night to basically retell all of the jokes that either I or The Fightins commenters came up with on Friday when the video first surfaced.

Towards the end of the show, Mr. Clark sat there as Eskin — as if he as any room to talk — pointed out all of the douchey dance moves and belittled the oaf-like sportscaster on live TV. Then John, obviously eager to have someone share in the embarrassment with him, outed WIP radio host Brian Startare as the fellow who was on the receiving end of the now famous double-fist-pound-EXPLOSION.

Have a look-see:

And of course, absolutely no mention of the origin of the clip, The Fightins dot com. Not that I’d expect any different from two self-proclaimed tools, but I thought it warrants mentioning.

Okay, so, technically, the Phillies are calling this promotion “Chevrolet Father’s Appreciation Day Bucket Hat Giveaway” — but they can’t fool me. I think we all know who inspired this freebie.

The fashionable Indiana Jones-style hat will be the featured swag on Father’s Day, Sunday June 21st vs. the Baltimore Orioles.  Please adjust your ticket-buying schedule accordingly.

After the jump, I embedded the audio of a Sarge Matthews interview from 610 WIP where he was a guest on the practically unlistenable Howard Eskin Show last Friday…

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Why, look at you, Mr. Eskin, guzzling that Dom Perignon!

Yeah, I’ll bet that champagne tastes real good, doesn’t it? Well, I hope you leave some room in that raspy gullet of yours, ‘cuz guess what’s heading down there next?

Boom, shorty. You’re about to go from champagne to REAL pain.

Now, I may just be a simple-minded country bumpkin (who happened to win a championship the other day), but I’m pretty sure I recollect you saying the following about my boys…

Chase Utley: “Doesn’t play good enough defense to be an everyday 2nd baseman.”

Shane Victorino: A “bum?”

You smug little fuzzy-faced sumbitch. You thought in all this hoopla I’d forget about my standing invitation to swing your raggedy ass around my office and use you like a Swiffer rag? I’m gonna treat you like one o’ them washy-washy girls back in Osaka, except you ain’t getting a tip when it’s over.

Here’s a riddle for you: What has two thumbs and won a goddamned trophy? >>THIS GUY.<< Who’s a moron now, Chief?

I’ll be in my office, waiting. You best not bitch out this time. HEY! Anybody got a can opener? This whoop-ass won’t open itself.

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