HOLEEE SHIT.

While perhaps he should be working on a way to get a left-handed hitter out, Kyle Kendrick has been busy sprucing up his modeling resume this offseason with girlfriend/Survivor-alum, Stephenie LaGrossa.

Matt P of The Level dug up these gems from the trendy on-line clothing boutique, eModa.com, featuring Double K and his woman making sweet, sweet love to the camera while showing off the latest in fashion that will surely be out of style faster than you can say, “I’ll take the Von Dutch hat.”

Behold, the power of the outdated skull belt buckle:

After the jump, the best shot of the group, ROFL bot’d for your convenience…

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Just because Kyle Kendrick was left off the 2008 playoff roster doesn’t mean his ladyfriend should stop rooting for her man. Below is a picture from the first half of Game 5 of the World Series where Kendrick’s girl, Survivor-alum Stephenie LaGrossa (middle), is photographed with 2005 AVN winner for best Gonzo Film, Gina Lynn, and GN Kang, co-host of Wired 96.5’s morning show:

Not for nothing, Kyle — I like the way your girl rolls and all — but if she’s gonna get Louis Vuitton’d up, you gotta at least get her the authentic jersey:

Photos taken (with love) from GN Kang’s website

After the jump, a brief YouTube clip of the girls in action. (Unfortunately, not like that)

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First it was Cole Hamels and Heidi Strobel. Now, Kyle Kendrick wants in on the action. The Phillies 2nd year hurler is reportedly dating Survivor: Palau and Survivor: Guatemala alum, Stephenie LaGrossa.

Just in case you’re like me, and are completely oblivious to anything Survivor-related, here’s a quick reminder of the lady in question:

She doesn’t look so LaGrossa to me – ifyaknowhatimean.

The two met at Old City restaurant Gigi, which LaGrossa co-owns with her brother Phillipp, who spells his name weird. Stephenie, 29, is five years Kyle’s senior and has already been married and divorced — but one peek at that olive skin and tight-ass stomach clearly mesmerized Kyle enough to overlook those negatives.

Atta boy, Kyle!  Another pic, ATJ…

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