Special thanks to dmac for the source video.

*actual footage

T-Mac claims to have been “imitating the Phanatic” when they juxtaposed Sarge’s walk with T-Mac’s exaggerated lumbering in the 4th inning of Saturday’s loss to the Marlins, but it sounds to me like some verbal backpedaling to avoid some very painful revenge-titty-twisters.

You know me… remixed version, after the jump:

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Here’s a nice addition for the Sarge Matthews .gif completist:

I’ll gladly accept any remix suggestions.

Ever since my SCATHING critique of Carlos Ruiz a couple weeks ago, the Panamanian catcher and master of calling games has simply been on fiyah! at the plate. Up until the 12th of May, Chooch was batting a humiliating .161 with ZERO home runs, ZERO runs batted in, and ZERO runs scored. Since then? How about .389 with a .500 OBP, one homer, three runs scored and eight RBI. Now that’s the Chooch we know and love!

Oh yeah, and he’s also starting to throw runners out on the base paths regularly again. Such an occurrence from Sunday actually prompted my favorite 3-second clip of the young season:

Many thanks to .gif master Tug Haines from Long Drive for the animation assist.

His much funnier ice cream remixed version can be found ATJ.

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With the missus back at home tending to the Phanatic kids and holding down the Phanatic household, it appears as though the famous Phillies mascot is quickly growing accustomed to life as a single green fuzzy thing in sunny Florida.

Take yesterday for example — after the lineups were announced and the players were headed back to their respective dugouts, the Phanatic spotted an opportunity to introduce himself to the lovely young Hooters girl that just so happens to double as a Phillies ballgirl during Spring Training. But my man wasn’t content with just a friendly hug, so he quickly pulled her back in for a more intimate embrace while emanating some of that classic Phanatic charm of his. See for yourself:

They definitely banged.

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