I have always accused the Metros of having female reproductive systems — and I’m usually not that polite about it — but I think now we finally have proof. Check out this undoctored, closed-captioned screenshot from the Mets/Phillies game on Tuesday night to see what I’m talking about:

Their “Hot Streak Ovulate” sounds like some sick mating ritual that really shouldn’t be discussed during a baseball game. Just a friendly reminder that if you’re a dude looking to bang a member of the Mets — be careful, they’re awfully fertile this time of the month.

(Captured by the keen eye of my new favorite Fightins reader, Ryan Roat)

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