A team that is (at the time this post was penned) 10 games out is easy to beat up on. Like David Wright’s mom, everybody takes a shot. But this is not the forum to discuss the Mets gutlessness, their shit fans, David Wright’s owning of a vagina, or Dick-wad K-Rod being a fucking douche.

The Mets are not only bad at baseball. They also have no fashion sense. Gouge your eyes out before the jump:

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New Phillies pitcher Cliff (the second ‘f’ stands for FUCKING) cemented his place in baseball history. Per his Wiki page:

On July 21, 2007, Lee hit Texas Rangers’ right fielder Sammy Sosa in the head with a pitch on a night when the Rangers were honoring Sosa for hitting his 600th home run.

I have a feeling Philly is goin’ to love you, Cliff. Just make sure to throw one near David Wright’s groin, leaving a bruise on his female vagina.

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