You know what’s not a smart move for a shitty gossip rag of newspaper to do right before Game 1 of the World Series? Run a horribly photoshopped picture of Shane Victorino wearing a cheerleader outfit on the front page.

I don’t know if you can remember last year’s playoffs, shitty newspaper, but when your Yankees were swinging golf clubs and banging 50-year old pop stars, Shane Victorino was taking your newly purchased ace, C.C. Sabathia, deeeep into the left field bleachers for a grand fucking slam en route to a World Fucking Championship.

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