Great game last night. Phils won, the privileged Matt P enjoyed a Suite and various bartenders at McFaddens, and I sat in left field telling Ryan Spilborghs how much Indiana Jones sucked. (I think his father directed it)

The most entertaining part for me, however, occurred during the short walk from tailgating in the parking lot to the entrance by the Third Base gate. As my hoodlum friends and I crossed Pattison Ave, we saw a limo parked on the side of the street. Mind you, this was before the start of the game, right around 7:00. So as we cross the street, we see a young lady (I’d say about 19) laying down on the sidewalk taking a nap or something. But as we got closer, we realized this was no nap at all – it was an inebriated girl who collapsed while getting out of the limo door and apparently decided to vomit all over herself before passing out cold.

I was so concerned, I had my buddy stand on top of her with my cell phone camera and snap her picture.

Nice flip-flop

After the jump, a couple more shots.

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Even though we’ve only been in existence for, oh, about 5 days now, the Phillies have called for an impromptu promotion to honor this very site, TheFightins’.com.

Every fan that passes through the turnstile at The Bank tonight will receive a brand new, college-style Fightins’ cap (pictured) courtesy of the Phillies, TheFightins’.com, and McDonalds. Its sleek, adjustable back makes it simple to fit even the largest of skulls. And for the fraternity-loving, polo-wearing losers, you can rub the brim on concrete until it gets all frayed and old-looking so you can fit right in with your other poseur friends.

I’ll be in Section 145 for the special event and Chamomiles Davis will be singing the National Anthem and throwing out the first pitch.  Should be fun.

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