Did Braves reliever Jeff Bennett try to anally penetrate Jayson Werth with a pitch last week, or was this merely payback for hitting a 2-run homer off Jo-Jo Reyes earlier in the same game?  YOU decide.

According to his post-game quotes, Matt Stairs must be into some freaky celebratory shit. Following the 2-run blast that made Jonathan Broxton the new old-Brad Lidge, he had this to say:

“When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done.”

Hey, I’m not here to judge, Matt. Do whatcha gotta.

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