…if he hopes to play for Italy’s team in the World Baseball Classic. Shane wants to join Team USA, but could settle for the Italian team. He could be Italy’s big star, given last year’s roster:
The proud Italian-American image was bolstered by the transcription of this phone call:
“Would you like to play for the Italian team in the World Baseball Classic?” Galante asked.
“I hate to tell you this, but I’m not one bit Italian,” the outfielder replied.
“Vic-tor-eeeeno,” Galante said.
“It’s not Italian,” Victorino countered.
“But it ends with an O,” Galante said.
“Yeah, but I’m Portuguese,” the Phillie explained.
Victorino and Galante had a good laugh over the phone.
“Can’t you just say you’re Italian and play for us?” Galante asked.
Victorino was flattered by the phone call.
“Hey, it was an honor to be asked to play for any team,” he said.
Translation: “Fuck the Italian team, if I’m getting an invite, it better be from Venezuela so I can get that pussy (LINK NSFW!!!!!) Bobby Abreu gets.”
If I were you, I wouldn’t play for Italy. We already have Brett Myers wearing douchey shirts in the clubhouse. We can’t risk your teammates corrupting you.
Also, J.C. Romero might not be able to play for Puerto Rico in the WBC. Motherfuckin’ Bud Selig!
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February 22nd, 2009 at 12:26 am
@HDYSR… Wow dude… that was just… wow… all I have to say is… that was great. Truly a masterpiece of politically incorrect literature, that makes me proud to place alot of stock into stereotypes.
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:49 am
between all the guido’s in hoboken, mets fans could field one cool beard.
fuck italy, we won WWII. sup axis powers?
February 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 am
Where’s my photo of an orange guy?
Oompa Loompa motherfucker.
February 22nd, 2009 at 6:39 am
I laughed for a full 5 minutes at the dude in the white and pastel pink suit.
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
i just vomited on my monitor. motherfuckers dont even look real. i feel sorry for their parents.
furthering my belief that north jersey should be carpet bombed.
February 22nd, 2009 at 1:53 pm
“Shut up and pitch, asshole. I’m losing my buzz.”
February 22nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Fucking Wap Dego Mother Fuckers up there in Joysee.
February 22nd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Stallone would kick Victorino’s ass if he knew about this.
February 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Victorino would drop Stallone with one crane kick.
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:07 pm
i thought bobby abreau was gay.
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:38 am
@yellowbird
Nah dude, he was/is extremely famous in Venezuela. Dude pulled in Miss Universe (or Miss Venezuela) pussy.
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:16 am
Yeah too bad for him she banged some dude on a reality show while they were going out. She rules.
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Where the fuck is the new post? Slackers
February 23rd, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Half of the Reverend is not amused … but the Irish half is adding onto the insults.
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:19 pm
that may have been the greatest post in the history of this fine website
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:47 pm
I thought for sure the picture of Victorino at the Grammys in an all white tux would have been up by now!