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2009

This story on Ho Park makes me think Inquirer writers are high

Posted by How do you spell retard? at 1:09 am ET 14 Comments

Worst Action Figure Ever. As of the last several weeks, the ‘Tard has stopped chasing the dragon. This gives him insight into how fucking stupid people are when they are high. Chan Ho Park, the insignificant offseason addition for the Phils, is creating a firestorm for local journalists. And by firestorm, I mean odd columns with Best Week Ever-style references. Failing economy !?! Whackity-schmakity doo!

“In 1998, he said, the South Korean economy was weak, and his countrymen looked forward to his starts. This week, economists estimated that the country’s economy could shrink by 5 to 8 percent this quarter. Park wants to do his part to provide relief again.”

The fuck?

“In 1998, they were happy watching my games every five days,” he said. “That’s why [starting] is very important. That’s why I’m still working hard, being here.”

The fuck? What the fuck? How is Chan Ho starting going to help your broke ass? How is some dude who has $60 in his bank account (i.e. HDYSR?) goin’ make ends meet cause some dude he knows pitched for the Phillies? That’s not gonna stop him from giving beejers on the streets of Paterson so he can pay his rent.

That ends the Ho Park article. But I couldn’t resist this part of the article:

“Take it from Chase Utley: Alex Rodriguez is in for a painful summer.”

Madonna’s crab and gonorrhea-infested twat will do that to you.

14 Comments on “This story on Ho Park makes me think Inquirer writers are high”

PhiPhan5648 Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 4:17 am
Dude… this guy’s as bat-shit crazy as the rest of the Asia.
GM-Carson Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 5:53 am
When I read that article I thought- damn, Ho Park seems stuck on himself, if he actually believes he means that much to a country.
MikeY Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Worst* action figure ever.
Walklett Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Maybe the games are fixed when he pitches so people bet heavy on the game? That’s the only thing I can come up with…I’m gonna go get high.
Tartan69 Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Tard: It’s $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ…
Random Guy on the streets of Paterson: What’s a ZJ?
Tard: If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
yellowbird Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 10:44 am
4 days of no posts, and this is what we get?
meech.one Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Blame me, bird.

Between frolicking in the 70 degree weather, taking meech.two to baseball tryouts, and trying to figure out this fantastic new HD PVR I got to record from the TV — I didn’t have much time to post. Then dot two came down with a nasty fever and I (selfishly) chose to watch movies with him rather than work on the site.

I have plenty of stuff for later on, though. Things should be back to normal shortly.
John Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 11:09 am
back@meech

phew! and i though u just got lazy, glad to hear meech.two is doin baseball
KevinH Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 11:45 am
This blog sucks
Mr. Bryan Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Shoulda drug out the top 11 moments a bit longer.
GM-Carson Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Might not have many posts of late, but they’ve got some kick-ass t-shirts!
Matt Says:
March 10th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Informative comment, Kev! Thanks!
Tug Haines Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Mmmm… crab.
Extremely Taguchi Says:
March 13th, 2009 at 1:56 am
why is an hj more than a bj