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Oct
16
2008
The only congrats I care about, from FJM
Posted by How do you spell retard? at 11:10 pm ET 11 Comments

The folks at Fire Joe Morgan sent out their congratulations to the Phils for their World Series appearance. The intelligence-laden posts (huh? What are these statistics you speak of, I’m waiting for the dick joke!) provided a great link to ESPN’s expert predictions where a total of zero thought the Phillies would make the series.

Looks like you suck, Kurkjian, you and your Peter Brady voice.

See you guys at the Amon Amarth show at the Troc this Sunday (VALHALL AWAITS!!!).

Oh, and for the hell of it, more titties!

*Updated, for Gonzo/definition of titties*


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11 Comments on “The only congrats I care about, from FJM”

  1. Gonzo Says:

    you call this a titty post? more like a g string & stocking post.

  2. How do you spell retard? Says:

    I know you appreciate the titty posts, Gonzo. But you have no idea how fuckin’ hard (pun intended!!!) it is to find a non-areola shot of Keeley.
    I might change the photo before the night is done.

  3. Gonzo Says:

    Holy smokes. you have redeemed yourself buddy.

  4. Mark Says:

    Jesus, who is that?

  5. Mr. Bryan Says:

    Goddamn.

  6. phloridaphilsphan Says:

    Truly awesome that only 3 of them picked a team that still has a chance at this point. If the Rays make it, that makes 1 single person who might have a shot at getting it right. Idiots. Yes, nice picture as well.

  7. joe Says:

    actually, Rob Neyer picked the Phillies in 7 at ESPN. Also, to be fair, Kruky kind of picked us. He said that if it goes a short series then the Phils will in 5 but if its a long one than the Dodgers will win in 7.

  8. joe Says:

    oh nevermind I thought you meant to win the NLCS, yea we get no respect because we aren’t a great sell for ESPN apparently

  9. How do you spell retard? Says:

    @Mark

    That is the future Mrs. HDYSR?, Keeley Hazell.

  10. Mark Says:

    I thought the future Mrs. HDYSR was Katy Perry….Are you mormon?

  11. How do you spell retard? Says:

    I always envisioned myself having one of those Sopranos-style, goomah sitiations.

    Q: What college did Michael Jackson go to?
    A: Brigham Young

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