A big question coming from the disturbing hilarious account of fan-player violence, is who exactly attacked “La Roca”.
What kind of person would attack our eccentric bullpen fiend? Could it be those dipshits at GNC, trying to rough up the man who identified them for what they are (drug peddlers)? Could it be Allan Huber Selig, seeking retribution for his strange 2008 World Series?
No, all are unlikely. The man was identified as a Tampa fan, and not one of epic mantit proportions. It only leaves one person, someone who has devoted the past several months besmirching the World Fucking Champions. All signs point to one man, one broseph of the Fightins. A former coworker of meech.one. My sources (the voices in my head that don’t tell me to murder the elderly) identified this man as the assailant.
*This post in no way condones the harassment of one David Chalk. He is the brah-iest of the brosephs of the Fightins. Shut the fuck up with your complaints of him, you pussy ass cockjets. Anyone who uses the comment section to be a dick, shall get said dick shoved up ass. Oh well, satire always works so well…
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June 27th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I like how Fuckface Eaton (part deux) goes on the record about the fucked up stuff he said to Romero. Rule of thumb: anybody that spends too much time edging their facial hair is probably not somebody to be a shithead to, because they typically are raging pricks to begin with.
June 27th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Nobody edges their facial hair better than David Ortiz. What a cockhat.
June 27th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Yo… Tard, are you sure we can’t go flame this asswad David Chalk? Cause… I’m reading some of his shit… and well, he deserves it.
June 27th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
…or do you want us to, is that the point?
June 27th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
I had it out with Chalk on more than one occasion last year on B&C. His posting made the site unbearable.
June 27th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Chalk is a good lad, just misguided in the case of Juan Carlos Romero.
June 28th, 2009 at 2:42 am
Used to love B&C but Chalk drove me away. Just like I used to love philliesnation.com, but Malcom drove me away. garbage. meech.one, how do you spell reatrd?, and chamomile davis for life. i’m also hammered drunk right now….
June 28th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Visual evidence of Romero attack.
June 28th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
@Mark, Ditto. The folks over at the700level are decent too.
@gm-carson, Hahah, I like that.
June 28th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
i think it’s time to rape and pillage tampa.
June 28th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
OT – Indians now interested in “overwhelming” trade offers for Cliff Lee.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
God almight I would love to see Cliff Lee in Red Pinstripes
June 29th, 2009 at 12:01 am
funny how they ship out DeRosa for a bucket of baseballs, yet they want someone to overpay for Lee.
June 29th, 2009 at 12:01 am
More good news!
The METS were swept today by the YANKEES, while doing another “Worst of the Week” quality play in the ninth, when Douche-Rod was pitching. Then Franky managed to load the bases, and WALK Mariano Rivera, who was making his 3rd career at batt, giving him his first career RBI. Was truly spectacular…
…many thanks to Mo and the YANKEES for sweeping the METS, and helping the PHILS gain some distance in standings.
June 29th, 2009 at 1:22 am
MEECH!!!! I made this….hope you like it—>http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs116.snc1/4967_1099289170177_1465080008_30363279_4349591_n.jpg
June 29th, 2009 at 1:43 am
hahahahahahahahahahahhaha chase nutley
June 29th, 2009 at 2:09 am
@Rudy… niceness. **ToC to you.**
June 29th, 2009 at 2:19 am
@Rudy
That’s incredibly hilarious. Much better than Patrick Chewing.
June 29th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Tampa bay couldn’t hit for shit that whole series….eva longoria and those kids might as well been invisible