That’s as SFW as I could get. The true title would be “Glad You’re Gone Fuckface”. “I Hope You Find Out How Shitty Retirement Is, You Taint”.

Because, ladies, gents, and transgenders, Todd Jones is no longer in the majors. The horrible reminder of asshole players of the past like Kenny “I’m not going to run into a wall” Lofton and the handle-barred one are behind us.

Thank Odin for Ryan Howard, Cole Hamels, Brad Lidge, Shane Victorino, and Sarge Matthews. No longer do we have the douchey and the underachieving.

So fuck off, Todd Jones. Glad to see you’re gone.

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