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2008

Phillies release Tomas Perez-caliber player

Posted by How do you spell retard? at 1:11 am ET 9 Comments

Sad news for all the So Taguchi fans. The horribleness that occupied left field with his shitty fielding and even shittier bat is gone. The Phils released the underachieving (i.e. shitty) outfielder Wednesday. But for those who liked players who could actually…you know, play…this is So fuckin’ awesome.

So Taguchi < Matt Holliday

Sal Fasano and Marlon Byrd had fan groups, and if my memory serves me right, So didn’t. That shows you how valuable he was.

Titties after the jump:

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9 Comments on “Phillies release Tomas Perez-caliber player”

ill Says:
November 7th, 2008 at 9:29 am
that tatoo keeps distracting me from what is really important in that picture.
Reverend Paul Revere Says:
November 7th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Seriously, this is an insult to Tomas Perez and I’m personally offended. The T-man brought us shaving cream pies and at least a cannon of an arm in the field. Last time I steal one of your videos Tard.

But seriously, So fucking long.
mike Says:
November 7th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Tomas Perez could play 8 positions. Taguchi couldn’t even play one.
Reverend Paul Revere Says:
November 7th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
mike, truth.
lovemyphils Says:
November 7th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Sayonara!
How do you spell retard? Says:
November 7th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
@Mike

I bet So would be an adequate fielder as a DH.
PhillyCuban Says:
November 7th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Making room for Holliday bitches!!
Tug Haines Says:
November 7th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
C’mon, Tard, get with it!!! Taguchi had that one hit that one time, remember!?!?!
Taguchi Says:
November 10th, 2008 at 5:05 am
カブスが左翼守れる奴を探してるってよ