Comments on: Phillies New Year Resolutions

By: Leid

Leid — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:48:16 +0000

I’ve seen them a few times but my favorite was when they went to the 9:30 Club a few years ago with Children of Bodom. I love when all of the vikings climb the stage with their shields and swords for “Pursuit of Vikings.”

Odin! Guide our ships
Our axes, spears, and swords
Guide us through storms that whip
And in brutal war!

By: How do you spell retard?

How do you spell retard? — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:49:46 +0000

@Leid
I could literally jack off to Amon Amarth, that’s how fucking awesome they are.

Thor, Odin’s son
Protector of mankind
Ride to meet your fate,
your destiny awaits.
Thor, Hlodyn’s son
Protector of mankind
Ride to meet your fate
Ragnorak awaits!

By: Leid

Leid — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:02:32 +0000

Lidge needs to go with Amon Amarth. That song is so fucking badass.

By: Lake Fred

Lake Fred — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:11:05 +0000

I thought it was the Twelve Days of Kwanzaa! My resolution? Buy more Phillies WFC stuff.

By: phillies fan

phillies fan — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 22:17:51 +0000

root harder for the IronPigs, we need them, too, sometimes!

lvironpigs.wordpress.com

By: Hummer

Hummer — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:01:53 +0000

I honestly dont know what the last paragraph said, but it was awesome

By: GM-Carson

GM-Carson — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 11:30:04 +0000

Nice tits!

Happy Kwanzaa to all my bros and hos!

By: Lynniemac

Lynniemac — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 06:30:23 +0000

Shit. Ignore the “write your own jokes” thing. That was meant for something else I’m doing. I can’t multitask.

By: Lynniemac

Lynniemac — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 06:29:31 +0000

I’ve been drinking for days (only way to deal with the fam for the holidays), so I find myself oddly touched by the, um…insertion. Write your own jokes.