Multiple wacky news organizations put out multiple wacky columns connecting presidency to the Phillies. ROTFLOL! Grover Cleveland Alexander and Grover Cleveland. WACKY!!!! Obama plays basketball (how does that relate to baseball, numbnuts?). Mein own observations:

-Obama’s name has 5 letters. Ryan Howard’s last name has 6 letters. Coincidence?

-Obama has been linked to activist William Ayers. David Wright is a confirmed terrorist (don’t quote me on that)

-Obama is from Chicago. The Phillies have played in Chicago.

-Obama is considering Prop. 2135, making it a felony to wear these stupid shirts

-Baseball’s biggest problem: Steroids. Obama’s opponent biggest problem: Hemmoroids (WHACKITY SCHMACKITY DO!)

-Barack’s middle name is Hussein. Billy Wagner should be hung from a noose.

-Obama’s campaign manager, David Plouffe, turned Obama on to Phillies Phandom during the playoffs

-Oh and while David Wright is at home smelling his own farts, where will the Phillies be? The fucking White House.

My personal favorite joke of the ‘08 campaign, from Super High Me documentarian, Doug Benson:

“Someone just the other day asked me ‘Who are you voting for president and why?’ And I said ‘that is my personal business and because he’s black’”

For a historic week*, a historic photo of a young lady is needed. Not titties, but ass after the jump:

*I am currently fascinated by Miranda Kerr’s pooper

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