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Jim Skaalen Won’t Stand for Your Shitty Calls.

Posted by How do you spell retard? at 10:23 pm ET 9 Comments

I'll rip your nuts off, Ron Kulpa Happy Late Sunday/Monday all. How was my weekend? Well, thanks for asking, it was real shitty. My car broke down 100 miles from school and 60 miles from my house, I only got wasted one night (ending my week long streak), and am stuck driving a Taurus until my car is fixed.

Well, enough of my bitch-fit, the Phils are now tied for the Wild Card and are only a game back of the team that resides in Ghea Stadium.

Brewers hitting coach Jim Skaalen sums up my mental state this weekend (bonus: Prince Fielder causes a 7.8 on the Richter Scale with his fall [seriously, that guy is fuckin' massive]).

Enjoy the shitty quality video after the jump.

Not exactly sure what he saying, but I’m sure there’s a bunch of ‘Fuck You’s in there.

9 Comments on “Jim Skaalen Won’t Stand for Your Shitty Calls.”

Lynniemac Says:
September 14th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
While Eric Karros was obsessed with watching Fielder’s hands, I was watching the bat and I honestly think the ball hit it. So, with all due respect to Mr. Skaalen and his awesome meltdown, it doesn’t really matter whether or not it was a “fucking swing.”
twig Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 7:37 am
definately a fan of the “Gigantic Fat Fuck” tag. Need more of that
theKrisheim Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 8:50 am
utley on WFAN morning show right now promoting vaseline, no lie
PhiPhan5648 Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Hahahah! Not gonna lie, I nearly fell over with laughter when Field fell. That’s a seriously massive dude taking the drop… but as big as he is, he’s fucking amazing.

Oh, and… GO BIRDS!
Gigi Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
How do you spell retard => you need to think big picture!!!

Take your personal troubles, then consider if you would trade for a better weekend for yourself by going 3-1 against the Brewers. If you say yes, then I say you are a selfish, selfish man and need to reconsider your priorities.

I’m so disgusted right now that I am considering actually doing real work…
PhiPhan5648 Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
HAHAHAH! Yeah… I’d rather pay a Speeding Ticket, than see the Phils go 3-1 against the BrewCrew… or see the Eagles lose tonight. So yeah… its worth it, and I know my priorities.
How do you spell retard? Says:
September 15th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
@Gigi

Going down the shore + a trunk full of alcohols + teenage girls with low self-esteem + the ‘Tard having excessively high self-esteem + 3-1 vs. the Brewers = very good

Being stuck at home + no car + drinking alone + 4-0 Brewers + getting a stoner girl’s number = pretty good

I am a selfish bastard; as another famous GG said: “I put i all back into #1″.
Gigi Says:
September 16th, 2008 at 12:16 am
dude, going to wildwood with a trunk full of peach schnapps and bankers club gin in order to get turned down by the little sister of ’snorg tee’ does not beat drinking alone. 4-0 phillies is icing.

priorities, SON!
How do you spell retard? Says:
September 16th, 2008 at 9:50 am
I don’t know if its because I’m still hammered, but +1 Gigi.

And technically, i had a bottle of absolut and bacardi 151.

But you’re right, the alternative was better; the stoner girl is mad hot. Who needs Wildwood beach trash?!
//snorg girl won’t return my texts