*Recorded last night at the Trocadero in Philly…*
Okay, maybe Amon Amarth’s Johan Hegg saying “[I don't know much about baseball,but]I hear the Phillies are in the World Series. I hope you guys win that motherfucker” was just a ‘[insert town] has the best fans in the world’ kinda statement.
But fuck that.
Amon Amarth is the best band on the planet (sorry, Satyricon). The ‘Tard has 2* passions, epic Viking metal and the Phillies, and the man-beast that is named Johan just combined them both. I almost creamed my pants, shit my pants, and cried simultaneously when he said that (yes, that is my shitty $70 camera recording that!). You’d cry too, brah. No one commands a stage like Johan Hegg. He’s like the Tom Brady of stage commanding, except he’s not a fuckin’ pussy.
That moment just put a cherry topping on a turd of a weekend for the ‘Tard.
Just remember one thing.
This guy:
Supports this guy:
*the ‘Tard did not include pussy and experiencing different forms of inebriation as his passions, they’re a way of life.
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October 20th, 2008 at 10:30 am
you disrespect Manowar.
October 20th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Nathan Explosion also supports the Fightin’s. Pickles is more of a Brewers fan, Skwisgaar supports the Rays because of Tampa’s expanding GILF population, Murderface refuses to support any sport that doesn’t encourage “freeballing,” and Toki wants to know, “Whats the fuck is dis ‘bases balls?’”
October 20th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
October 20th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
yea same thing happened at the TLA friday night. Cold War Kids lead singer Nathan Willet told the crowd “it’s still early, get out there and support the phillies tonight. VICTORINO!” the place went nuts, it was awesome.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
This post needs more boobs.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Mark,
One pair of boobies, coming up!
(What, you were expecting a titmouse?)
October 20th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
@Mark
You know I only post titties at the end of the week. Plus, I’m still recovering from my metal boner.
October 20th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
fair enough, I’m still recovering from what is apparently a two day hangover. or maybe it was the lack of sleep due to passing out on my parents kitchen floor. anyways, i think a cure for this hangover may just be viking metal and not titties as it usually is. thanks ‘tard.
October 20th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Mark and Howdy,
As a 35-year-old married man with children, let me just say: I fucking hate you two.
[sobs gently into Cosby sweater]
October 21st, 2008 at 8:46 pm
That band and their music is unlistenable…….sort of like “Wheels”.
GO FIGHTINS’!!!