…former Phillies reliever Ryan “Wimpiest bitch to ever take steroids” Franklin is now the wearer of some of the shittiest facial hair on the planet.
Now Philly can be known for cheesesteaks, historical shit, Rocky, and baseball players with shit facial hair.
You make us* proud, gentlemen.
(*by us I mean me, a Delaware Valleyian and proud owner of a shitty white guy ’stache)
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April 28th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Geoff Jenkins?
April 28th, 2009 at 10:16 am
I saw it on ESPN and it freaked me the fuck out.
April 28th, 2009 at 10:27 am
5 saves though. Those bad chin pubes are working wonders for my fantasy baseball team!
April 28th, 2009 at 11:08 am
I believe his total is now at 6 saves. I hate the bitch, but he’s done well for himself in St. Louie.
April 28th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Yeah, Meech, ease up on my closer.
April 28th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Sorry, not Meech…as you were.
April 28th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Wait…would this be the same Ryan Franklin who whined the whole time he was here that he was a starter and didn’t want to be in the bullpen?
Fucktard. The facial hair suits him. I hope his arm falls off.
April 28th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
it sure as hell aint as stylish as raul’s soul patch