With the news of Phillies 3rd base coach Steve Smith being let go last week, it seems Charlie is going to run the team all by himself. The Phils have relinquished (that’s a pretty Ghea verb, HDYSR?) bench coach Jimy “don’t call me Jimmy, asshole” Williams.
Soon, through the wonders of cloning, Chuckles Manuel will manage, bench coach, coach both 1st and 3rd base, and be the #1,2,3,4, and 5 starter. And he will close. And he will fuck your daughters. And he will find Osama. Cause whether it’s squeezin’ titties (once again, enjoy that image, Lynniemac) or being the reason Ryan Howard is a beast, Chuck does it all.
Watch, your asses, Phillies batboys. And the ballgirls should watch their backs as well (for something besides Meech lurking in the background). Soon, Charlie’s sweet melons will be occupying the foul lines.
My sincerest apologies readers, I’ve been posting waaay to much recently. It must be this damn sobriety thing. Because it’s the beginning of the week, I can’t directly post titties. Enjoy this Katy Perry link instead* (the 2nd hottest girl on the planet, behind Anna).
*kinda NSFW, but I’m unemployed
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November 12th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
HYDSR?, you sir, are evil. And not in a good way. Next time you post titties or talk about old men squeezing them, I want equal time. Post a picture of a good looking guy for the hetero females here, and I might forgive you. Or at the very least have something to replace the Manuel manual mammary manipulation image you put back in my head.
November 12th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Here is your requested photo of a hot dude.
http://s268.photobucket.com/albums/jj35/Satyr_Wongraven/The%20Night%20We%20All%20Puked/?action=view¤t=S7300555.jpg
November 13th, 2008 at 12:27 am
I hate you.
November 13th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
My gf told me last night that Katy Perry is dating the guy from Gym Class Heroes
HDYSR?, maybe if you tatoo your entire body, pierce your nose, put 2 huge gages in your ears, and wear some fresh limited edition nikes and a fitted you have a chance