Aug
01
2009
Beating a Dead Horse: The Mets
Posted by How do you spell retard? at 12:49 am ET
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A team that is (at the time this post was penned) 10 games out is easy to beat up on. Like David Wright’s mom, everybody takes a shot. But this is not the forum to discuss the Mets gutlessness, their shit fans, David Wright’s owning of a vagina, or Dick-wad K-Rod being a fucking douche.
The Mets are not only bad at baseball. They also have no fashion sense. Gouge your eyes out before the jump:
You can’t be fucking serious…
Ryan Braun’s douchewear is looking pretty attractive right now. Visit the shop just to see how much of a FUCKING STUPID DOUCHEBAG J.J. Putz is. Honestly, the pictures I posted are only a few of the disgustingly ugly pieces of clothing able to be purchased.
Eat your heart out, Ed Hardy.
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August 1st, 2009 at 12:57 am
This stuff makes Ed Hardy’s eyes bleed.
August 1st, 2009 at 1:01 am
That’s just miserable… just another example of why the Mets suck.
August 1st, 2009 at 1:04 am
How does Bobby Parnell even get a T-shirt in his honor? No Reyes, Beltran, or Wright memorabilia, just garbage dedicated to two relief stiffs. Great business acumen, Metros. No wonder the Wilpons got taken for $700 mil.
August 1st, 2009 at 1:15 am
I’m sorry I was under the impression this was Putz fan gear not a how to on how to dress like a putz!
August 1st, 2009 at 1:16 am
I love the matching hats. Can the pumps and handbags be far behind?
August 1st, 2009 at 1:44 am
That brown jersey looks like shit…..literally
August 1st, 2009 at 1:47 am
yo- we are on the cusp of greatness- this guy will show the way to back to back… (cusp means on the verge)
August 1st, 2009 at 2:06 am
110 bucks for a custom John Maine jersey? I’d rather wipe my undershirt with my own shit and wear it to church.
August 1st, 2009 at 2:27 am
@fuck the mets: the jersey wiped with your shit is shown above ^
August 1st, 2009 at 6:34 am
I am so confused… is that the Mets or is it the Celtics… SF Giants… SD Padres… wtf is that noise?? OK well the jerseys weren’t even my biggest concern (except for the Sheffield one which has his face all up on it). Did you see those ridiculous hats?! HAHAHA.
I must say I’m extremely surprised Jose Reyes was not involved in this some way.
Maybe if they worried more about how they performed instead of… oh there’s no point. Just let them wear those homo jerseys on field so they can complete the douchebaggery.
August 1st, 2009 at 7:16 am
I am at a loss of words.
August 1st, 2009 at 8:45 am
I refuse to browse the store. But I’m curious to know – do they have sunglasses specially designed to be worn on the back of the head? And beard stencils?
Fucking weak.
August 1st, 2009 at 10:01 am
This is just gay no other way to explain it
August 1st, 2009 at 11:46 am
These would look great with jorts!!
August 1st, 2009 at 11:50 am
MY EYES!!!!!! DEE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
August 1st, 2009 at 11:55 am
Give it a little bit – you’ll see almost every Jersey boy sporting these fucktastic looks.
August 1st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
So like watching a train wreck i actually checked these out on their sight. I’m at the eyes doctor’s right now, but before my vision went blurry and i began tearing blood I noticed Sheffield’s personalized attire. So glad we didnt end up getting that douche, had to put his face on his roided up mug on his shirt. Such a ego driven guy, wouldve killed this clubhouse
August 1st, 2009 at 1:56 pm
That is some ugly shit. Is Omar gonna blame Adam Rubin for this stuff too?
August 1st, 2009 at 4:47 pm
like my fellow commenter stated: HOW IS BOBBY PARNELL RELEVANT ENOUGH TO GET HIS OWN DESIGN! Are the phillies going to come out with the Sergio Escalona designed gear to go along with the Steven Register garb. Boy, that is some ugly shit.
August 1st, 2009 at 8:26 pm
the new yorkers are probably fuckin loving these horseshit jerseys
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:31 am
It’s sad. After winning a WS and being the top of the division for 3 straight years, the Mets are STILL in the heads of the Phillies fans AND the Phillies themselves. (Way to enjoy winning the WS Jimmy Rollins)
Sad. Mets will always be in their heads. Winning does not mean you’re not losers.