If there is one thing I’ve learned in life, it is that old people are miserable, rude, ornery, disrespectful, rude people. After the quote w’all heard from Muffin Wheeler during Sunday’s telecast, the Phillies seem to be in high spirits. Pedro is here! I have no problem moving to the bullpen! That midget is 3 and a half feet under (get it!), so we don’t have to install those infant urinals!
Well, most were in good spirits:
“Jamie Moyer said Tuesday that he is “not happy” with the Phillies’ decision to demote him to the bullpen in favor of Pedro Martinez.He described himself as “disheartened” and said he had been reassured by the front office during the offseason that such a scenario “would not happen.”
“I feel a little like I’ve been misled,” he said.”
Hey brah, didn’t you just say three days ago that you were happy with your career? Oh yeah, you did. Some shit about how he’s glad just to be pitching and is really satisfied with his life right now. Anyone who watched the Sunday telecast heard Moyer say he was just jazzed about his place right now.
So don’t get your pantaloons in a knot, Grampy Moyer. You suck right now, so let’s see what P-Mart can give us. Talk tough when you aren’t giving up 11 hits in 5 innings of pitching.
Katy Perry’s baby feeders after the jump:
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August 11th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I gotta agree with what you said there Tard…
…and I’d hit Katy Perry… pretty hard.
August 11th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
agreed. work on your stuff in the pen and show you can actually get hitters out and maybe you’ll get your spot back.
August 11th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Dude, there is a serious lack of real baseball coverage in this post.
August 11th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
The Gran Torino photo is fucking hilarious. Also, shouldn’t Jamie feel like he misled the Phillies by signing a pretty nice 2-year deal and then getting F’d in the A every fifth day?
On a happier note, ohh Katy Perry…
August 11th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
The full size really does my
PhotoshopMS Paint skills justice.http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj35/Satyr_Wongraven/MoyerTorino.jpg
August 11th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
not sure there’s much hotter than katy perry these days…
August 11th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
As i Pedro’s hair agrees to the fact that Moyer has better hair than me. What’s that? Main an Tale? I’m pretty granpa will be happier looking at Katy than be in the Pen of course.
August 11th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Oh…Oh…Oh…Jamie’s crying…
August 11th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
When the fuck did Cole Hamels get tits?
August 11th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
@tony
the moment he put on that dog backpack
August 11th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I think I like Mid-Week Titty Post better than End of Week Titty Post. It makes the work week go by faster.
August 11th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
A very rare Sour Grapes move by Jamie Moyer. Is he really that out of tune with the world that he doesn’t see he’s pitching like dog poo right now. Quite frankly, keeping him in the bullpen is generous…Cutting him loose altogether would have been “disheartening”
August 11th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I would do unforgivable things to her
August 11th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
wouldnt the midget only be 3 feet under?
August 11th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Fuck Brad Lidge. That is all.
August 11th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
And with that said – the Phillies new closer will be… Jamie Moyer! hahaha
August 11th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
yeah but who will he call “yumyum”
August 12th, 2009 at 1:58 am
I have no problem with Grampy being disheartened, but misled during negotiations? I find it REALLY hard to believe that the conversation involved a situation where Moyer’s ERA is approaching 5.5 (which is higher than Gas Can Taschner’s) and the team has added two former CYA winners and SOMEBODY has to go to the ‘pen, that Rube said, “oh no, Jamie, it won’t be you.”
August 12th, 2009 at 2:04 am
The whole lifetime achievement award apparently was supposed to include a starting spot and no one told JMoy it was merit based? hmmmmmm.
In other news. I was the girl Katy Perry kissed. Eh.
August 12th, 2009 at 7:56 am
Moyer & his old balls remind me of an old man trying to reurn soup to a deli
August 12th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Uncle C has to take Lidge & his mole out of the closer spot. hope the wife beater can come back & close
August 12th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Less Lidge, more titty. I’d let you watch me bang Katy Perry.
August 12th, 2009 at 9:07 am
I think you dissed Happ by giving him tits also! And Moyer better watch out Pedro has punched old men before,just ask Skimmer,and last but not least Miz Perry’s skin looks more tasty than a shmitter with a side of molson
August 12th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Tard’ well said. We took a stab at him, too, over at the site. You got us with the Gran Torino picture, we went more traditional.
August 12th, 2009 at 11:59 am
I can’t believe you turned on us Jamie.
You broke our hearts.
We knew it was you.
August 12th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
@James Fayleez. Loved the Godfather reference.
August 13th, 2009 at 11:01 am
The headline on the Daily News was Awesome…It said Pops Pops Off…LMFAO!!!!