Comments on: A Retard’s effort to convince Peavy to join us

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 30 May 2009 12:43:49 +0000

god you fucking suck. you really are terrible

By: How do you spell retard?

How do you spell retard? — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:21:59 +0000

@Michelle

Not my tickets, ‘Tard padre won them from work. I’ll be in Row 2

By: Michelle

Michelle — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:49:22 +0000

Section 113?! I sit row 9! I cannot believe I’ve been sitting in the company of such Philly sports nobility!

By: will.H

will.H — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:31:56 +0000

crane kick you forgot, go fuck yoruself san diego

(except peavy and his wonderful willingtocometophiladelphia family)

By: Reverend Paul Revere

Reverend Paul Revere — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:18:54 +0000

You forgot one major, huge, awesome distinction that should convince Jake to come here: World Fucking Champions. Seriously, vote for Raul you lazy bastard.

By: Crane Kick

Crane Kick — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:55:05 +0000

At first glance I thought you’d gone way of the acronym athlete….AROD…A Retard…but then my Pre-K education kicked in.

Either way, F San Diego, F that Chicken, F Kendra for falling off bartools at the Main St. Pub, F Henry Baskett III for not being Randy Moss and getting old man Sloppy Avery’s, F Harry Ralson Black for being known as “Bud”, F Bruce Bochy and his jerked off mustache, F Petco for beating Animals and sponsoring a gigantic ballpark, F that stupid Metal Supply building in left field for the simple fact that Wheels calls it “neat” 35 times a game, F Dan Fouts, F the Chargers for trying to bring back the cool powder blues and then ruining them with a reject font for their numbers, F LaDanian for ruining my FFB title defense, F the SDPD drunktank, F Brad from the Real World San Diego for pulling such fine tail on The Duel, F Chris Berman for singing that stupid song and making Tom Jackson look like a tool, F Ozzie Smith’s pork chop side burns on his rookie card, F Tony Gwynn for getting his 3000th hit in an empty Olympic Stadium, F Jake Peavy for being afraid of Philly.

Mt. Soledad, however, is cool for Crane Kicks.

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By: Mike P

Mike P — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:54:24 +0000

Actually, the Peavy contract would cost us something like $16 million per year. The Phils would get him through 2013, and since he’s not even 28 yet, the Phils would be getting him through his peak years. I think if you’re going to give up the better prospects in the farm system, you mightaswell get one of the best arms in the business for 5 years…

That is, if he wants to come to Philly. Someone quickly email his agent this post!

By: Gonzo

Gonzo — Fri, 29 May 2009 06:26:26 +0000

Webb is NOT getting traded. They have a young team, plus he’s hurt. Gonna be on the DL for another month.

By: Jordan

Jordan — Fri, 29 May 2009 03:01:02 +0000

peavy, webb, oswalt…..lets get all three!!

By: 4DaysRest.com

4DaysRest.com — Fri, 29 May 2009 02:53:19 +0000

This Peavy thing is absolutely not going to happen. There are a lot of other solid pitching options out there, including a few big names (Webb, Oswalt) worth considering, but Peavy is out of reach. I don’t see the Phillies paying a pitcher approx. $20 million per season either, regardless of how many games they sell out.