Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels was a guest at St. Maximillian Kolbe Elementary School in West Chester earlier this week to promote the daily consumption of dairy products. Cole, as you should know, is the spokesperson for the Mid-Atlantic Dairy Association’s “I Pitch For Dairy” campaign where he travels around the globe spreading thy good word of dairy.
Because if you ever want to be as strong-boned and ripped as Cole Diesel, it all starts with dairy.
Anyway, after a warm introduction from play-by-play man Tom McCarthy, Cole strutted into the school’s gymnasium ready to give his dairy spiel, and the way the pre-pubescent crowd reacted, you woulda thought he was one of those pale vampire actors from those shitty movies.
KA-RAZY video of his entrance, after the jump.
Video courtesy of @philaphillies
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January 14th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
lulz
January 14th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Kinda looks like T-Mac lost some weight
January 14th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I was thinking the same thing Phylan. I was hoping the West Chester school was my elementary school, but it was not.
January 14th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Why isn’t the video working??
January 14th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
oh Cole
January 14th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
The screaming was definitely for TMac…
The ‘Sexed-up-Carnival-Barker-Fresh-From-J.A. Bank’ look is real hot with the kids these days.
January 14th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
I WAS RAISED ON THE DIARY, BITCH
January 14th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
@Phylan….good for T-Mac…next thing he needs to lose is his voice.
January 14th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
why is the asshole dicking around promoting dairy instead of figuring out why he sucked in 09?
also heres something to giggle at: http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/resigned_jason_bay_well_im
January 14th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Hamels is already doing throwing programs actually
January 14th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
T Mac is checking that girl out
January 14th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
That’s horrible, Roy’s beard. Funny, yes, but still horrible.
January 14th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Darren Daulton is coming to Mt. Airy in the Poconos on Friday, Jan. 22nd for a free autograph session. Now that will really get the ladies in a tizzy.
January 14th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
How many lines do you think Cole practiced before he landed on “ohhhh gobble gobble louder than the folks at Citizens Bank Park” lalala. Heidi.
January 14th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
t-mac is singing bad romance to himself. RAH RAH AH AH AH.
January 14th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Big fan of Cole here..when he’s on the mound that is.
But it looks like it’s not too much longer before he gives up pitching altogether and just becomes a professional wieney.
January 14th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Are you saying Tmac is wanting to do a lil’ play by play up in her booth? wonk, wonk.
January 14th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
I really hate it when people clap next to a microphone. Also, I thought T-Mac looked large as ever. Gut looks to be hanging over the belt there…
January 14th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
For those of you that can’t get the video to work, maybe you should consider switching to Hi-Speed Internet from Comcast! And don’t forget kids, milk goes great with some Peanut Chews!
January 14th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Oh God. It’s way too early to be seeing or hearing T-Mac…
January 14th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Damn. Now you have me on the lookout for T-Mac’s man boobs again.
January 14th, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Ever notice that Cole sounds like a muppet?
January 14th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
Somebody should tell Cole that he needs to complain to Comcast on our behalf, about just how damn inflated their prices are on everything, and seemingly rising all the time!
Thanks for killing the competition, Comcast!
January 14th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
You mean I pay you $150 a month, you give me not a lot of HD channels, a whole shitload of channels that get all fucked up and distorted on a weekly basis, and an hour on hold every time I try to call you about it? Sign me the fuck up, Comcast
January 15th, 2010 at 8:25 am
Comcast is pissing everyone off. Most you can do is file a complaint with BBB, FCC, and other government bureaucracies, at which time nothing will happen.
Have at it!
January 15th, 2010 at 8:55 am
I’m just waiting for Cole to turn and look right into that girl’s eyes and say…”WHO ARE YOU?”
January 15th, 2010 at 10:37 am
You know Morandini Turned Three is right. Cole does sound like a Muppet. Like Beaker to be exact, only using words. Or Kermit the Frog.
January 15th, 2010 at 11:32 am
and just like Kermit, Cole is a wuss…amirite?
At least he’s an awesome pitcher(during every year besides ‘09).
January 15th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
from a distance he actually looks like keanu reeves all the way down to the blazer/jeans combo.
January 15th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Oh kids, they just don’t know.