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Jun
20
2010
Who wants to see someone fall flat on their face?
Posted by meech.one at 6:29 pm ET 51 Comments

Here’s an amateur video account of a fan EATING CONCRETE today during the Phillies/Twins game. Please keep your eye on the gentleman in blue in the upper left hand portion of the screen as he and his beer attempt to go from row 3 to row 2. It ain’t as easy as it sounds, people.

For your viewing pleasure:

It’s not really a surprise that somebody got their face broke during a Roy Halladay start, but this isn’t how you’d expect it to happen.

(Thanks to The Fightins reader Dennis Kessler for the tip. Some of us were lounging on the beach in Ocean City during the game and missed it.)

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51 Responses to “Who wants to see someone fall flat on their face?”

  1. Don’t call him Italian!

  2. Phils Phan says:

    It’s the chain blocking the stairs’ fault.

  3. Tug Haines says:

    Alert the national media!

  4. Jessica says:

    hahahaha, i saw this while watching the game. drunk old man at his best.

  5. MJM says:

    Thanks man. See what you miss at the beach. Was watching on the TV without my DVR. I couldn’t stop laughing and the person with me missed it.

    I love this fucking website!

  6. TheOtherJim says:

    That’s what you get for wearing teal.

  7. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    They put those chains up for just that reason. To keep the drunken riff-raff out. They should of tased him as he laid there. It’s all fun and games at CBP until someone gets hurt. Then it’s fucking hilarious.

  8. fdoyle11 says:

    IN THE FACE!!

  9. Watrick says:

    This is why I love this site. Posts like this. I want more things like this, and less recaps and previews. Well, not so much less of those, but more of these. A lot more of these.

  10. Uncle Charlie's hands says:

    It’s in Philly. It happens during the game. Alert the news media.

  11. Chloe says:

    I hope that guy was definitely drunk haha

  12. dmac says:

    Ocean City, Meech? You become a teetotaler while we weren’t looking?

  13. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    dmac lighten up on the Meech it was daddy’s day. Where was he supposed to be Club Risque slurppin down some purple hooters or a slippery nipple or two?

  14. Greenman! says:

    how was little meechton?

  15. MJM says:

    Is the chain up for idiots don’t distract the pitchers by walking to their seat in the middle of an at bat?

  16. Lynniemac says:

    Actually, the chain is there so that the people in the first four rows, whose tickets come with a whole lot of amenities including unlimited food and drink, feel even more exclusive by being chained off. Or, you know, as Dubee Dubee Du said: to keep the drunken riff raff out.

  17. ZWR says:

    yes, please.

  18. Watrick says:

    “Yeah, you guys suck, that’s why I came to this site to hang out here…”

  19. TonyIsDynamic says:

    Anyone else love how every troll here has to have a username with some kind of phallus in it?

  20. WerthBeard says:

    @PhilsSuckDick: What kind of fucking loser go’s to a website for phillies fan’s to rip on them. Loser. Go play in traffic asshole.

  21. I'll puke on you if you tase me! says:

    PhilsSuckDick is the drunkard who fell on his face in that video. Ignore him. He’s the afterbirth that slithered out of his mother’s filth. His father? Who knows?

  22. I'll puke on you if you tase me! says:

    He’s just a bastard in a basket! Oooooooooorrrrrrpphhaaaannnnn!!!!!

  23. SherryW says:

    That HAD to hurt, that poor drunk. You guys don’t have to go and yank his chain.

    *rimshot*

  24. World Forker Champion '11 says:

    At least we aren’t quite at this level of suckitude yet:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Prompt-punishment-for-Pittsburgh-pierogi-who-pil?urn=mlb,249782

    Pittsburgh Pirates fired one of the racing pierogi’s for saying the team sucks and seems to want to continue sucking

  25. Yankees rule says:

    Great to see Doc lose today, from the Yankees.re Phillies were motivaded to beat the Yankees only.

  26. Greenman! says:

    Does pop pop Moyer need to fuck you guys in the ass again to get you off this blog?

  27. Jupiter's Rings says:

    omgomgomgzomg i saw this today on the television and i super hoped this clip would be on my favorite site evaaaar. lol!!!!11!binaryjoke

  28. Dubee Dubee Du says:

    So two binarys walk into a bar. Oh fuck it. I’ll never top that last one.

  29. Adam Eaton says:

    @Yankees rule If you are going to come on the board and attempt an insult, work on your grammer. It’ll be ten times more effective. Only DaMustang1Holla gets a free pass…

  30. GTO says:

    @ Adam

    and Shep and Gil of course

  31. Adam Eaton says:

    @GTO My apologies. Shep and Gil as well…

  32. wheels' hairpiece says:

    …so we did sign Pat Burrell

  33. Jupiter's Rings says:

    Eaton- not to be a dick, but it’s grammAr.

  34. Adam Eaton says:

    @Jupiter’s Rings Good call. Add me to the list as well…

  35. Watrick says:

    @Adam, I believe by calling you out, you don’t get a free pass… I don’t care, either way, though, but it’s not my board.

  36. Adam Eaton says:

    Suck my balls Watrick…. suck my balls.

  37. Curt Schilling says:

    Trying to walk over that chain is the stupidest thing that guy ever did.

  38. Amanda says:

    hahahahahhha! i did not see that! that is great!

  39. Sweet Dee says:

    I was sitting a few rows behind that. Dude was hammer drunk and refused to leave. His arm was mangled, haha.

  40. What's Happening? says:

    This is actually a pretty apt metaphor for the Phillies season so far. Jimmy, J.A., and Ryan can’t get back soon enough…

  41. Phan Stuck in nyc says:

    Right. At first I thought the title was about the team. God, what a season so far.

  42. METS OWN YOU says:

    HAHA STUPID FILTHY FAN!!

  43. Lynniemac says:

    Isn’t the correct spelling “p-h-i-l-t-h-i-e”?

  44. Phan Stuck in nyc says:

    Now Lynnie. We all know Mets fans can’t speak English, let alone spell.

  45. Watrick says:

    @Adam, I was just trying to point out something, and it was not intended to include your balls.

  46. Fat Joe Blanton says:

    I didn’t even think Mets fans had internet. Maybe he’s at a library or something.

  47. Fat Joe Blanton says:

    I hear when the Mets play anywhere outside of the east coast, none of the Mets fans show up because they can’t read maps.

  48. Wes Chamberlain says:

    Hopefully he fell on his neck and paralyzed himself for life

  49. bbwrumpbuster says:

    @ Wes Chamberlain -

    Why would you hope for that? Seems like your bottling up a significant load of hatred. Or another type of load from not getting laid. Maybe that’s what your striving for; a community of paralyzed individuals for you to prey on? Then again, maybe your schtick just needs a little work….

    Your sad.

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